Kanye says that his wedding to Kim must take place in Italy, because their daughter, North, was conceived amongst Renaissance masterpieces.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, gawd. Even that baby is giving him the side eye now. Who the fuck does this goofy fucker think he is? I swear this latest Kanye crap had me rolling on the floor. Conceived among Renaissance masterpieces. Fer christ sakes. This will follow North forever. She'll be like, applying for college and someone will say, 'Hey, aren't you that girl who was conceived..' "Yes. Shut up." Poor North.
There is no way Kanye can get his head farther up his own ass.
That kid was conceived in the back seat of a Buick. Even I can see that. A real class act, this guy. Oh, and have you seen Khloe's new ASS? It's got it's own zip code! I swear. Wowza. and WHY? How do those girls fit in anything? You know they can't ever buy things in a store that will fit. But yea, Khloe's Giant ASS is orbiting the earth now.
ReplyDeleteI DID see that ass. OMG. It's a giant site to behold. It will show up on google earth.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine those big asses in 20 years? LOL. Dropped to the ground, dragging behind them. Cuz they will be broke as a joke by then and unable to afford a hanger to hang their asses on anymore. And nobody will even remember them. Kids will say "Who are those disgusting people, eww?" Oh, they say that now. My bad. ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL at the mental picture.
ReplyDeleteI hope North peed on him.
ReplyDeleteI hope Italy says 'No!"
ReplyDeleteI heard North did pee on him. Hahahahahah.
ReplyDeleteItaly doesn't want them, he had trouble finding a castle.
Oh God I hate these people!
ReplyDeleteHe'll wind up on a rooftop with his dick in his hand screaming at God, all men do who have anything to do with Kardashians. Or he'll end up getting a slice and tuck like Bruce Jenner.
ReplyDeleteOh, he SO will. You nailed it.
ReplyDeleteI WISH their asses would droop and sag, but they'll go the same way Angelina's saggy, post-nursing-three-kids breasts went - to silicone heaven where they'll never look older than 21 years forever more.
ReplyDeleteNo one can convince me AJ didn't choreograph the one of the greatest PR schemes ever, making her look like a selfless parent, while secretly giving her the best excuse for another surgical enhancement. Right up there with katie I-didn't-realize-how-weird-Scientoloty-was-till-I-had-a-child-and-had-banked-5-years-of-alimony_worthy-years-with-one-of-the-richest-and-most-famous-actors-in-the-world-and-I-engineered-the-whole-thing WHores, oops, I mean Holmes
Kim looks absolutely possessed in that photo.
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