Justin meets Kevin

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Timberlake and Federline meet face to face at a pre-Grammy party for Rolling Stone magazine. Gossipists have so many witty titles for this. I'll just let thier faces say it all.

Is thier world turning to shit?

Nicky, that's where the Nicky O hotel chain is headed now too. I'll bet the Hiltons don't even flush.

Bad bad bad bad surgery

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I couldn't even recognize Courtney Love. I thought after the swelling went down from her surgeries she'd pretty much look the same. Man, wtf? I'll bet she's kicking her own dumb ass about now. She shouldn't have paid someone to do that, I'd have kicked her in the face for free.

Pete the babysitter?

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Awwwww, jeez, I make one crack about giving Anna Nicoles baby to Pete Doherty, and the next minute I see Kate Moss letting him babysit her daughter. Awwww, you know what? Maybe rehab is doing him some good for now, he sure as hell looks better than Lindsay Blohan and little Lila Grace seems to be having a good time. Who wouldn't have a good time with Pete? It's probably impossible not to. Just don't let him pack the snacks. He probably doesn't know a juice box from a bong, but, hey, any guy that wears that hat and likes poodles and small kids is pretty cute.

Todays Quiz

Guess the Olsen. Come on, I've told you how to tell them apart, even if you can't see thier hair or eyes.

Re-spiced?

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Guess who's been dining and giggling together again? The spicy ones. Yep, VB, Emma Bunton (Baby Spice, who's preggers, btw) and Gerri Halliwell. Poshie, Ginger and Baby met up at a London eatery and sparked rumors of a reunion on the stage (Scary was busy making VooDoo dolls of Eddie Murphey). I told you so when I found out hottie Princes Harry and Will were throwing that big bash. This could be a ton of fun if it's true. Not that'd I'D listen to this stuff. I mean, I'm too sophisticated for The Spice Girls. >Walks off vouging to, STOP-right there, thank you very much..I need some-body with a human tou-uch.<

Jens nip slip

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Someone went to the trouble of freeze framing Jennifer Anistons nipples as they briefly slipped into camera frame during The Breakup. HERE. I would comment on what a stupid time wasting activity this is, but, umm, well, I have the entire pool scene from Rocky Horror frame by frame in my files. Don't ya love DVD and computers? >grins<

Anne and her sack

I just loved this photo of Anne Hathaway in Calfornia Style Magazine. Talk about tounge in cheek! It's clever. Pssssst..there's juicy gossip going around about Anne. People say she likes girls. They say she even moved one of her lesbian lovers from one of her movies in with her, but, later asked the other girl to leave because she feared it would tarnish her image a a sex siren. I didn't know she had that image. I always though she was the terminal nice girl. Oh, well, if this rumor is true..it's sad that she can't come out yet. Just kick that closet door down, Anne, and prance out like a big gay princess. Who gives a crap anymore?

Wacky beauty secrets of the stars

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This might be a fun read. All the tips are from our fav celebs. Buying the book will cost a lot less than Parass Hiltons beauty tip. She favors Creme De La Mer (Retail Price: $195 for a 2 oz. jar) to moisturize her face every night. I had a free sample of that once. I couldn't tell that it was any better than my Oil Of Old Lady (5 bucks at the Dollar store.)



SJP likes to use public toilet seat covers to blot excess oil from her face. The paper kind, I hope she gets them from the dispenser and not off the toilets. That tip is gross. Jeez, cheap ass, buy some blotting papers. I'll have to take this chick to the dollar Store too.



Catherine Zata Jones likes to brush her teeth with strawberries and then eat the leftovers. She says, the fruit enzyme in strawberries breaks down plaque and helps teeth look naturally whiter. I'd just get seeds in my teeth and have to go to the dentist and explain to him why I did something so stupid. By the looks of this picture, Catherine Zeta Jones also thinks photoshop is a beauty secret. I'd still buy the book though..I need a laugh.

Howard K. Stern

Is someone going to seriously try and tell me this guy doesn't do drugs and can raise a baby? Pffft. I'd give that child to Pete Dougherty first.

Naomi is fertile

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The Ring star, Naomi Watts is pregnant. This is her first child with bf, Liev Schreiber. Sources say the baby was not planned , but, the couple is thrilled and will probably get married. Uhh huu, that's what happens when you waste 5 grand a pound Beluga caviar for a photo op. It stimulates surprise egg production. That's dirty disher scientific factualities. I should have my own show on PBS.

Near hit..more miss

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I'm sorry for Carrie Underwood. This get up would have made the country crooner look like one of them fancy pants grown up people..if she'd remembered to take her child safety harness off.

Nicole and Joel at Zac Posen show

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Wow, Joel Madden has really cleaned himself up for Nicole Richie, even attending fashion shows with her. You know a guy really digs you if he does that. Nicole has been telling friends she's afraid of going to jail (on DUI), but, I think maybe she will have to do some county time. Probably not alot, but, there won't be any Starbucks or fashion shows. I think she'll be fine. I love thier coats..hate the new jeans look.

Hot stuff

The weather here has been unseasonably warm, so I decided to put on my skimpies and blog out on the patio. Oh, stuff you, it's Eddie Murphy in Norbit. Who the hell goes to see this crap? 9 year old boys? Eddie Murphy is retarded. And I'm still freezing my ass off..just so ya know.

Rosie responds

where the light is Posted by ro on February 9th at 6:25pm in in the news
ME: BIG THINGS GOING ON IN THE NEWS. IF I HAVE TO SEE ANNA NICOLE SMITH ONE MORE TIME ON TELEVISION. THAT WOMAN AND HER PATERNITY TEST. .. AND SHE CAN HARDLY EVEN SPEAK NOW. SHE CAN’T EVEN SPEAK. SHE’S LIKE (I DO A BLANK AND MUMBLE INTO THE CAMERA) …YOU KNOW IT’S A TRAGEDY ALL AROUND. ..HER SON DIED. SHE HAS THIS LITTLE BABY. THERE’S OBVIOUSLY SOME KIND OF MEDICATION OR SUBSTANCE INVOLVED. I DON’T KNOW.width=400
ELISABETH HASSELBECK: THAT’S AN ODD SITUATION.
KRISTIN CHENOWETH: OR NOT INVOLVED
ME: OR NOT INVOLVED, EVEN WORSE. BUT IT’S SORT OF LIKE DISTRACTING. THE ART OF DISTRACTION. THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE REAL.
EH:WHO DOESN’T.
ME: I THINK OUR CULTURE NOW.
EH:YOU THINK THE THE REPUBLICANS ARE PUTTING ANNA NICOLE ON THE TV ?
ME :NO.
JOY BEHAR: YOU CAN’T BLAME THE REPUBLICANS FOR EVERYTHING.
EH:WE WERE THERE BEFORE. JUST NEEDED TO CHECK.
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Bubblehead model double talk

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"It's crazy but, apart from a brief romantic intermission last summer, I have been single and celibate for two years. How boring is that?"
- Elle MacPherson

Uhhh, Elle...then that means you got laid and you're not celibate. Models are so stoopid sometimes.

Proof that anorexic midgets can have double chins

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Eva Longwhoria is so attractive. Cough. Who's she hanging out with here..looks like Michael Jacksons baby maker...errr, ex wife.

Strange changes

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Jessica Simpson has changed some more. Her hair (wig?) is getting even darker and so is her skin. Meanwhile, Vanessa Minnillo is getting highlights in her lightened hair and her skin is very pale now. Have you noticed that? I saw Vanessa on ET last night and I was, like, wtf? It's like Simpson and Vanessa are changing into each other.

sigh

Just so us girls don't have to feel cheesecake overload, here's some beefcake from my files. This guys so hot he's smokin'. He played Samantha's hunk boy friend, Smith, on Sex And The City. Gawd, he'd purdy. I don't know his real name..do you?

Who is this?

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Who is Heidi from The Hills ? I really have no idea. I also don't know what "Stuff" magazine is. But, the men seem to. So here's some hot chick for you guys. She's very pretty and it's nice to see a girl who's not knocking herself unconscious with her own giant implants.

World bestest dad

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More details about the family fight which put Ryan O'Neal in jail.

"The violent outburst was sparked by a bizarre chain of events, The ENQUIRER has learned.While Farrah and Ryan were out, Griffin and his girlfriend were acting as “minders” for 21-year-old Redmond, who has a long history of drug abuse. “They found Redmond -- whom they claim had been smoking PCP -- unconscious in his bedroom,” said an insider. “They thought he was dead and called paramedics. When ambulances and fire department personnel raced to the house, they revived Redmond -- but he refused to go to the hospital. “ Griffin then chained Redmond in the dog run with a rope around his neck so he couldn’t get to any more drugs. Griffin thought he was saving Redmond from himself. “But Ryan exploded when he came home to find his youngest son chained up like a dog. There was a noose around his neck and his legs were roped.”

Redmond, is, of course, the son of Ryan and Farrah. Griffin's half brother. When Ryan saw Redmond chained up like a dog he went off on Griffin, who came at his dad with fireplace poker and ended up hitting his own pregnant girl friend in the head. Ryan responded by firing a gun. Police are probably still shaking thier heads at this crazy family. Farrah Fawcett was there, but, no where in the reports does it say what she was doing. Probably hiding in the garage, under the SUV, muttering about beating cancer only to come home to this mess. You can't even make this stuff up. It's too bizarre.

Big ass hissy fit of the day

Everyones bragging and complimenting on Donatella Versace's new line and show. You know what? I've seen this crap a million times. 'Tis no longer art, Donatella, it is bordering plagiarism and bad plagiarism. Reminiscent of some star spangled Bob Mackey 70's crap without the glitz or the balls (or Cher). Are you afraid to throw something daring out there Donatella, or do you like resting on your dead brothers laurels? Giovanni Versace was a fucking genius. His sister is not, and I'm tired of the hype. The public isn't as stupid as you think. Let's just hope for your sake, your buyers are.



Donatella has also openly criticized Hillary Clintons appearance lately, saying she needs to dress "more feminine." Maybe you should get a more feminine face and leave Hillary alone, you fug poser.

Nice coat, rich girl

Do you like Ivanka Trump's look? she sure doesn't look like most of the whores in Hyde, but, that's where she was. Ususally I don't like the way she dresses, but, this retro look is hot and the color's nice too. BuzzFoto rocks, btw! They never send me bitchy letters and they have an easy to use site with good candid photos and a nice message place where you don't have to sell your soul or firstborn to post.

Princess Dannilynn???

Okay, I've been trying real hard to find celeb stories that DON'T have to do with Anna Nicole. It's pretty hard to do. I wanted to wait until real (aka factual) news is in, but, this gossip made me laugh. Prince Frederick von Anhalt, husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, now claims Anna's baby, Dannilynn Hope, is actually his child.

"If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press. He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead."

He also claims Anna wanted him to make her a princess and since he didn't want to divorce Zsa Zsa, he tried to adopt Anna. He even got papers ready to be filed, but, his wife refused to sign them. I told you this was a funny story. Can you imagine Zsa Zsa as Anna Nicoles new mommy? I'll bet she hit him on his bald head with a 19 karat gold frying pan.

WTF is she talking about?

This is from Rosies blog today. What is she saying??? I read her when I'm real bored and have learned to decipher her weird Haiku stuff, it's usually understandable, if boring, but, what does this mean? She takes headlines concerning Anna Nicoles death and strings them together with the words "LOOSE CHANGE" on the bottom. Then she closes comments. Is she losing her marbles? Is she sorry for what she said? I don't think she should be, we all made jokes and were kind of sick of the legal drama surrounding Anna. Rosie isn't psychic, she didn't know Anna would die the same day she bitched about her. I just don't get this. Tell me what you think it means.

Pay your bill Longwhoria

Eva Longwhoria was just shocked shitless when she got a bill from Harrods in London for $19,000. I guess the stupid bitch thought she was so famous and hot she could just take home a bunch of designer stuff for free because eveyone loves seeing her fug face so much.

"Although she was stunned to receive the bill, Eva paid it in full rather than cause a dispute with the store - which is owned by Mohammed Al Fayed,the father of Dodi Fayed who was killed along with Princess Diana in a tragic Paris car crash in 1997. " (source)

Doh, well, yeah, you pay it. What dispute? You dumb whore. Al Fayed paid her a 100 grand just to show up, he's supposed to finance her shopping too? She's worth about 50 bucks Al Fayed, and that's if she's serving drinks. You got ripped.

Keira Knightley talks about her imagined flaws

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Keira Knightley says..

"I do think I must have a nice face because I'm completely aware my face gets me work. But the problem is that if you happen to be someone who people think of as pretty, you also get so many people whose business it is to comment on your looks. I've been to photo shoots where the photographer has told me he'd kept my legs out of shot so I don't need to worry about them - that of course makes you worry. Then I've had make-up artists who've told me they need to shade the top of my nose so it won't look so broken. I also got rejected for a job once because someone said I had a funny mouth. They are all things you start to focus on. You start off thinking you're OK, then you have to go to some event and you remember you have a weird mouth, a broken nose and horrible legs."

Oh, what------ever. Just eat a cheesburger and shut up. If you have horrid legs it's because you now weigh half an Olsen.

Daily mess

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Sienna Miller explains her nude scenes in Factory Girl..

"They spray make-up all over your body so you don't see the stretch marks that we girls all have." Although she hates her unsightly stretch marks, Sienna is comfortable with her weight and refuses to go on a diet. The blonde star - who was horrified that her breasts shrank to a 32B cup size after she slimmed down for her role as Edie Sedgwick in the movie - said: "I don't eat salads and I don't drink skinny coffee. I do run around a lot but I'm not healthy." Sienna fears that one day her lack of exercise and penchant for partying will catch up with her. She added: "One day I'll wake up and my bum will be on the floor!"

Sienna, that happens to all of us, so why worry about it? What you can do is comb your freekin' hair. Damn. I am about your only friend left in the blog world..just comb the mop! Get some extensions while it grows out, or buy some barrettes or something. Jeeez..you're driving me crazy with that hair.

Brain in a box

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Just when I was starting to change my mind about Justin Timberlake being a complete idiot, he decides doing his "dick in a box" routine in concert is a good idea. He's added it to his stage act. Okay, I was right before..he's a complete idiot.

Another mysery to solve

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ParAss Hilton has been bringing her dog, Tinkerbell to the set of her new movie. The only problem is, no one believes it's actually Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell dissapeared in 2004, and has made only rare outtings since.

"A representative for Paris has denied the canine switch, saying: "There's only one Tinkerbell. The colour of Chihuahuas change as they grow older."

"But pet expert Charlotte Reed, author of 'The Miss Fido Manners Complete Book of Dog Etiquette', told Us Weekly magazine: "A Chihuahua's fur may grey with age, but dog nail colour stays the same.
"In the older picture, Tinkerbell has a black nail, while in the new one, the nail is white. I don't think it's the same dog."

Everyone knows ParAss gets all these animals and dumps them on her Grandparents to take care of. Her Grandparents haven't been seen either, maybe people should go search for the oldies and stop worrying about ancient Tinkerbell.

Rumors fly about Ana Nicole

You think I'm a bitch? Read this rumor about her. HERE.

And here's Rosie O'Donnell bitching about her this morning. VIDEO

Anna Nicole Smith dead at age 39

This just in at the superfish...

"Anna Nicole Smith was transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida just after 2pm after she collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. She was found unresponsive in her hotel room and CPR was performed on her and a breathing apparatus was inserted into her throat. Local streets were closed off to rush her to the hospital and paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken to the hospital."

Probably a cocktail made by Howard. I swear that guy is fishy. I just checked the news pages, no report of her death yet. I'll keep checking. I know it's a poor time to make a joke, but, at least we know lack of oxygen won't cause brain damage.


UPDATE: Anna Nicole Smith is officially dead at the age of 39. According to police reports, she was already dead when she was found in her hotel room.

Britney's wild nights continue

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Poontang was drunk again last night. She went on a real rampage according to the people who follow her around. At club Tenjune, she yelled for them to keep booze away from her,( like we believe that), but, it was too late. She was already so hammered she was falling all over the place. Wearing the same ugly jeans she wore the night before, and looking like she hadn't combed her hair, let alone washed it, she spent a lot of time in the bathroom, and has been sucking a lot of lollypops. You know what they say about that lollypop habit...and I don't think that's all she sucked. She was making out with some little known male model. Boy, I sound gossipy and frumpy..lol. But, dang, doesn't she ever get tired?



She stopped at Zitomer, on Maddison Ave., and bought this hat. Call me crazy, but, I love it. I'd so wear that hat. With my long black coat and red bag..but, Poontang bought a bubble gum pink fuzzy rabbit jacket to pair it with. >shakes head< She ended her night in the morning at her beloved McDonalds.

Carmen Jett or Joan Electra?

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Looks like Carmen Electra is still with Joan Jett. They attended an Anna Sui fashion show yesterday. Why are Joans eyes so WIDE and Carmens are wonky? I never noticed she had the wonk eye before. Maybe because I never look at her.

Fark Jenny

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Kirstie Alley needs to get out of my face on those commercials. "I've lost 70 pounds, call Jenny!" Where, where have you lost 70 pounds? Shut up. Fark Jenny. Where's my pizza?

Love and body language

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer: August 2006-present

"There is no connection between these two. In Jessica's facial language you see the tension around her eyes. John looks distant as far as his facial and physical language relates to Jessica, indicating he does not want to be in a relationship with her. There is no relationship here, not even a friendship. Jessica has never looked worse."

This is an analysis of relationships based on photos..I know it's probably total crap, but, it was fun. To read about more couples click Usmagazine.

No no Nicky-O

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There will be no Nicky-O hotel line for now. Even though Nicky Hilton has been bragging on bagging this hot venture for the last year, even showing her third grade style mock ups, backers have stopped the funding because of Nicky's tard sister ParAss and her racisit remarks. ParAss is now famous for using words like nigger and faggot and a lot of other ignorant phrases and Nicky is by her side grinning, agreeing with her in the videos. Thier candid moments are so offensive to so many people that financial backers of Nicky-O have pulled out. I won't even go for the obvious pun there, the Hiltons world is a nasty place to be.