ParAsshole Hilton says she loves England and is going to move there. She also told pals she's met a new guy but it the early stage. What happened to ol' Benji? Every time I see a photo of her and Benji Madden he seems to have shrunk another inch. He should be standing near her kneecaps about now and I have a feeling the air down there isn't pleasant. Could her new guy be a prince? She met Wills and Harry at a club, she tried her best to entice Harry by dancing her white girl epileptic routine in his face, but, Harry didn't want to meet her. Prince Wills was more polite, exchanging Blackberry numbers, but, according to his friends, he's not interested either. Any Prince in a storm, ehh, ParAss? Great..another relationship that's in her head. HA HA England, where's your dry sense of humor now that you're stuck with this wonky flea bag?
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
America might soon be free of ParAss
ParAsshole Hilton says she loves England and is going to move there. She also told pals she's met a new guy but it the early stage. What happened to ol' Benji? Every time I see a photo of her and Benji Madden he seems to have shrunk another inch. He should be standing near her kneecaps about now and I have a feeling the air down there isn't pleasant. Could her new guy be a prince? She met Wills and Harry at a club, she tried her best to entice Harry by dancing her white girl epileptic routine in his face, but, Harry didn't want to meet her. Prince Wills was more polite, exchanging Blackberry numbers, but, according to his friends, he's not interested either. Any Prince in a storm, ehh, ParAss? Great..another relationship that's in her head. HA HA England, where's your dry sense of humor now that you're stuck with this wonky flea bag?
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Paris isn't exactly new, sparkling clean, just out of the wrapper. Why would anyone want to infect themselves with that? Well, any prince who has all of England at his feet. Can you imagine the Queen trying to converse with this quarter-witted woman?
LMAOOO! Oh, gawd.
I think this is the first time I've thought Paris looked good in her outfit. It suits her.
That's fair. We got Sam Ronson and Posh so it's a trade. Hope you Brits enjoy her lol.
Good bye Paris. Benji hardly knew ye'. Now get the hell out!
I like her make-up here. Very 40's glam. It looks good. Very "Aviator".
She wants to be the next princess Di! Prince William watch out she's got her eye's on you!
Laugh now Americans, but soon you'll have 60 million Brits legging it over to America leaving Paris alone here...
Bye bye...how soon can she leave?
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