Joanie (Chyna) Laurer at a recent event. If that doesn't wake you up quicker than a shot of espresso, I dunno what will. Didn't she used to be kind of pretty? Her mouth looks like pipe cleaners inserted in gummy worms, or Lara Flynn Boyle's asshole.
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she never was pretty. But in former times she was ugly because she looked like a guy. Now she is ugly because she looks like a guy hit with the ugly stick.
Her face is off center or something. Her teeth look fake and her lips look fake. She looks fake and not pretty at all. All the steroids? Could be, could be.
I thought she was prettier before then in this picture. But everyones right about the steroids having made her face (and body) squared looking. Once she left wrestling she had some surgery trying to regain her femmininity.
Personnally, I think she looks a lot better than she used to. At least she's out and about, smiling and enjoying life. She used to be too "done up" for my taste, and I think she looks refreshingly normal here.
I don't know about a "horse cock" but she's definitely HUNG... if you know what I mean. I've seen the stills from the porno "One Night in China" she shot with former boyfriend and serial abuser, Sean Waltman.
The effects of 'roids? Probably. When she was in her heyday performing with the WWF as "Chyna Doll", she was reasonably attractive... but her looks faded quickly with her downward spiral into severe drug and alcohol abuse in recent years.
Joanie's also battled mental illness, and with her family history and crazy upbringing-- it's not surprising. ------
Dish's remark re: "Lara Flynn Boyle's asshole" reminded me of the juicy goss going around a few years back when she was in the midst of her relationship with Jack Nicholson; Seems Ms. Boyle either decided on her own (or was coerced by Mr. Nicholson) to have her PERIANAL AREA BLEACHED!
At the time, "anal bleaching" was almost unheard of-- even in Hollywood. A couple of establishements quietly and without fanfare performed the treatment, yet most of their clientele consisted of porn actresses and strippers.
Turns out, the item about Lara originated from a former employee of an establishment in Sherman Oaks (just outside of Hollywood) who claimed Lara was a regular client. (check out PinkCheeks.com!)
Since it came to light that Lara "lightened"... business is apparently booming. Women and men-- from all walks of life have been plunking down mucho dinero to obtain that vision of TCRB or "Total Colo-Rectal Beauty".
Here's an interesting/informative read on this... um... subject: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/70809437.html
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she never was pretty.
But in former times she was ugly because she looked like a guy. Now she is ugly because she looks like a guy hit with the ugly stick.
She really did look like a man, but then she had some plastic surgery and looked pretty decent...now, she's just a hot mess.
'roids will do that to ya'! her choice, her problem. Her face is huge cuz of that. WHY would you do that??? She's not still wrestling is she?
Her face is off center or something. Her teeth look fake and her lips look fake. She looks fake and not pretty at all. All the steroids? Could be, could be.
I thought she was prettier before then in this picture. But everyones right about the steroids having made her face (and body) squared looking. Once she left wrestling she had some surgery trying to regain her femmininity.
She's got good clear skin all things considered.
She might look better with a wrestler on her face.
Hey!
I'm jus' sayin'.
Personnally, I think she looks a lot better than she used to. At least she's out and about, smiling and enjoying life. She used to be too "done up" for my taste, and I think she looks refreshingly normal here.
I still refuse to believe that wasn't born with a horse cock.
I don't know about a "horse cock" but she's definitely HUNG... if you know what I mean. I've seen the stills from the porno "One Night in China" she shot with former boyfriend and serial abuser, Sean Waltman.
The effects of 'roids? Probably. When she was in her heyday performing with the WWF as "Chyna Doll", she was reasonably attractive... but her looks faded quickly with her downward spiral into severe drug and alcohol abuse in recent years.
Joanie's also battled mental illness, and with her family history and crazy upbringing-- it's not surprising.
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Dish's remark re: "Lara Flynn Boyle's asshole" reminded me of the juicy goss going around a few years back when she was in the midst of her relationship with Jack Nicholson; Seems Ms. Boyle either decided on her own (or was coerced by Mr. Nicholson) to have her PERIANAL AREA BLEACHED!
At the time, "anal bleaching" was almost unheard of-- even in Hollywood. A couple of establishements quietly and without fanfare performed the treatment, yet most of their clientele consisted of porn actresses and strippers.
Turns out, the item about Lara originated from a former employee of an establishment in Sherman Oaks (just outside of Hollywood) who claimed Lara was a regular client. (check out PinkCheeks.com!)
Since it came to light that Lara "lightened"... business is apparently booming. Women and men-- from all walks of life have been plunking down mucho dinero to obtain that vision of TCRB or "Total Colo-Rectal Beauty".
Here's an interesting/informative read on this... um... subject: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/70809437.html
OMG who would even think to have that area bleached! Learn something new everyday!
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