Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Just another reason why mentally retarded people should not have children

Pam Anderson forgot her pants again and she's having all kinds of trouble with those boys of hers. Brandon, 13, and Dylan, 11 are terrorizing the trailer park and fighting at school..
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Pam: "Boy, they're so feisty. When I get home and I'm not home for a couple days, they gotta be put back in their bodies immediately."They got in trouble because my children are riding their dirt bikes through the whole trailer park, going crazy, doing flips - and everyone's concerned for their safety. And mom's like, 'Oh, they've been riding the whole weekend, they're having a blast!' I was like, 'They're not allowed to ride their dirt bikes in the trailer park!' They terrorize the neighborhood the whole time."She adds, "My son got in trouble at school for beating somebody up. Well, not really beating somebody up. Just one of the counsellors, who's 18 or 19, made a rude comment about me to him. Brandon threw his Red Bull (drink) on him and then went after him and they had to peel him off him. Now I'm getting called into school."But I think when somebody says something bad about your mother, what are you supposed to do? It is hard when other kids are like, 'I've seen your mom with her clothes off!' I've tried to teach my kids I have no problem with nudity. Violence isn't good but Brandon was really upset, he was shaking and crying and looking in my eyes. It's so sad."
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Sad? It's sad that you can't remember your pants, that's sad.

27 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

I'd like to see her at a PTA meeting.

KateGosselin said...

Hmm, let's see red bull, boys and a mother who shows her crotch to the world. What an interesting combination. She has no problem with nudity but maybe others do? What an ass, literally.

Anonymous said...

At one time wasnt P.A. your WBFF? or has dementia began?

Connie

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, she was. BFF parted because she can't remember her friggin' pants. We go back a long way, ehh, Connie. Heh.

Anonymous said...

She probably has a thong on. But either way, she's a whore.

Dirty Disher said...

We just don't know fashion. Celebs don't wear pants anymore. I am taking off my pants now.

Anonymous said...

I think she's still really cute and I'm kinda jealous she got such a great package of attributes. She obviously thinks well of herself and wants to flaunt it. Sooo selfish. Moms have to give up a lot of the things they like for the benefit of their families. Pam didn't get that memo.

I never understand why trashy women want to have a family. Look how absurd Lorenzo Lamas' ex is, that porn star who just had a child, and Pam. Here's something I can say on behalf of every single child in the entire world.


KIDS DO NOT LIKE PORN.

If Pam is aware of hurting animals and supports PETA, why can't she see how much she's hurting her own sons? It's called empathy, Pam

Julie said...

You are so right anon. She may be fine with her body and nudity but she has two young sons.

Can you imagine the shit they hear at school about their mom and unfortunately I don't think their father is any better.

If she was a good mom she would tone it down for the sake of her kids.

White Trash

Tonya said...

Wait, her kids are terrorizing a trailer park? Why does Pamela Anderson live in a trailer park? What did I miss?

Anonymous said...

I don't know what I missed either, but it fits, doesn't it? Why are those kids having Red Bull while we're at it? That crap isn't good for anyone, much less kids. (These are Tommy Lee's kids, so that explains part of the story, though.)
Christina

Anonymous said...

A great package of attributes? Are you fucking shitting me? She's a dirty whore with two big plastic bolt on funbags for tits. She has about as much talent as a box of hair and just slightly less class than said box of hair, and she's fucked every diseased piece of garbage in Hollywood. I'm so jealous!

Kiki said...

SheSAge is a haggared looking slapper !
Yikkkkk so fake and it's all unappealing.
She's the fricking village bycicle of Malibu !
The worst part for me is that she is an ex pat
and still holds Canadian citizenship actually she
is born on Canada day it's the equivalent to the
fourthof July IRS canadas birthday on July 1st and
also pamelas she is 42 and Canada turned
142 this year in 2009 pams born in 1967 while
Canada was formed as a country in 1867. I
think Canada looks younger than frazzled bleachblonde
opverdyed overinflated underattired Pamela.
Heck I don't get what the helll mean see in her and want
to risk hep b & hep c to sleep with her ?!?!

bored said...

I think that Pam forgot that she is a 40 something mom and not a 28 year old playmate anymore. She needs to grow up. Where is Tommy in all this? Dating another 19 year old?

Anonymous said...

You're right, from the front she's fake, but I would like her legs and butt. She can keep her skeevy crotch though.

Mary said...

Please! She didn't forget...she knew exactly waht she was doing.

Julie said...

Her house is being remodeled and she is living with her current boyfriend in his double wide.

Lauren said...

Pam needs a manager or something. She could make lots of money because she's Pam Anderson - she's like a brand.

Gowd...she needs to put some bottoms on. I'm sure people would pay to see it...she shouldn't be flashing for free. Work it Pammy!!!

Tonya said...

Julie,

Her current boyfriend lives in a double-wide trailer? How is that possible? She's a millionaire.

Alison said...

I heard Pam is not only broke, but in debt. That would explain why she's living in a trailer.

lia said...

i guess her boys experience the same as kids who's mother's are sex workers. granted she is vegetarian, and that makes her kinda COOL, but she is still a sex worker and her boys have to deal with that. i'm glad i never had to put that one onto my boy in order to attain the standards that i considered would help me to achieve optimum survival as a single mum.

Bayou Jane said...

Kiki said...
"the village bicycle"! I like that! I hope I can remember to use it at an appropriate time!

The boys must have a hard life at times! It's hard enough being a teen, but could you imagine how they must feel!

Anonymous said...

Those boys are in for a wild ride in life. Their Dad (I guess), has his own issues, then they have to contend with a Mother who has satisfied two generations of porn watching males through video, dvd and internet. Her original sex tape with Tommy Lee, Brett Michaels, Rick Salomon, etc. wore out her image and any interest in seeing her naked.

Once her looks vanished, all that is left is plastic parts, silicone fillers, multiple orifices with more mileage than a tour bus and half a brain. Desperation to keep any spotlight makes her look even worse. Still better than Dina Lohan though.

Jarhead

Pat said...

I've seen pics of her double wide trailer, it's nice. But, it is a trailer house in a trailer park, like a Hollywood trailer park. Supposedly her mansion is under construction. I don't think she's completley dumb about money from what I've read. She's a real estate investor. I doubt she's anywhere near broke. If she was, she could just marry some ugly rock star...again.

Pat said...

I forgot my point with the pic. Who walks down the runway like that calling it fashion and trying to sell that as a fashion line? Retarded people.

cyberisis said...

And my teenage son said he'd disown me if I wore Uggs at my age like some of the other moms who try to be cool...lol

Anonymous said...

RE; Uggs - I wear them because they are like homemade French caramel for the feet! My daughter thinks I SHOULD wear them. We're both vegetarian, but leather is my holdout - there's nothing like real animal skin for shoes and bags.
Anyway, just saying that Uggs are for anyone who wants toasty, happy feet.

Anonymous said...

Pam does indeed have a nice, small ass & waist & legs. Her boobs are not real, so they dont count. Is anything on her real? I bet she is a size negative 2 in jeans tho! I would love to have her ass too! The trailer park thing makes me wonder. Its just weird. But she didnt grow up rich so maybe no big deal for her. Her kids are old enough to care now tho. She should just stay with Tommy forever, be rich and forget about who else he's boinking. At least she'd have a home for her kids. But I think she's not broke either. Is someone filming this for another reality show? Sounds like it to me. I dont buy the circumstances.
rox