I'm retiring from celeb gossip

I'm the type of person who does things that are fun. When they aren't fun any more, I do something else. This site has been a lot of fun, but, now I'm weary of it and bored with celebs. I still have things to say, but, not here. You know where to find me. I'd like to thank all of you who read and commented here. You are just the best. I'd like to thank crabbie for his help too.

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It's kind of sad to leave this behind, but, it feels right and I'm also excited to write about other things. I hope everyone still sends me photos of their kids from time to time..I remember all their names and I enjoy seeing them grow. Take care, all of you and come visit me from time to time. Thank you, Pat

Kristen Stewart Is A Spaz

The MTV Movie Awards were a veritable potpourri of humiliation. The best moment was Kristen Stewart dropping her award - because she was too stoned to control her hands. This could be karmic retribution for her being an ass to that MTV reporter awhile back. Doesn't change the fact that K-Stew is the most awesome starlet in Hollywood.

Her Heart Went On...Until It Didn't

The last survivor left from the Titanic, Millvina Dean, croaked this weekend at 97. She was nine weeks old when the ship hit the iceberg (because the guy who was supposed to be watching for the icebergs was too busy peeping Jack and Rose while they were making out on the deck) and went to the bottom. Obviously, then, Millvina had no memories of the event. Which makes her sort of a lame last survivor. I mean, she couldn't really tell any stories of it, didn't have any real insight to impart. She just skated through on the fact that she was there. Nice scam she had going. If you need glasses like that, you might just as well admit you're blind and get a cane and a dog.

I've Always Wanted To Lick On Rene Auberjonois

Some company has come out with a Daniel Craig pop for hos to lick on and pretend it's really Daniel Craig. Fine. Except it looks like Rene Auberjonois. Who wants to lick on Rene Auberjonois? Elliott Gould, yes, but Rene Auberjonois?

Looking good

Sienna Miller looked good at the MTV bullshit. I have no idea why she was there. Love the dress, love the hair..everybody's just jealous because she can have a cheeseburger AND your husband any time she wants. And she doesn't have to live in Shitsburg.

Lame set up

Borat and Bruno are so lame I'd rather pull out my own molars with a pair of pliers and a Tylenol than watch that shit. Eminem probably paid that fucker to tea bag him so he could go home. Em knew he wasn't getting any gold pop corn shit nuggets, so why waste 3 hours listening to lame fuckery?

It's a boy for Kimora Lee

Kimora posted this pic of herself in the hospital (Twitter.) Later she added "It's a boy!" Congrats to Kimora and Daddy Djimon. I like Kimora and she likes her kids. So it's all good.

Susan Boyle...lost it?

Susan Boyle lost Britain’s Got Talent and now reports are, she's flipped out and is in a mental hospital. No one will confirm or deny that. The Daily Mail reports Susan was acting strangly after the contest and the police were called to her hotel room. She was taken to a mental health hospital. Hmm. Susan was beaten by a dance troope? Really? I'd flip out too. I might have killed them all right onstage. Just beat their ass's down with their own fairy dance shoes. Then go for the judges.

Where do fame whores vacation?

They take their free tummy tuck scars and brand new boobies to Hair Plug Island. Or was is Butt Plug Island? Anyway, Kate was all alone with her kids! She was brave. Just Kate, 8 kids, 4 nannies, 6 babysitters, 12 camera crews, 4 security people and one stylist and a small makeup team. Uhhhhh, 12 lighting guys, 1 leg waxer, 2 secretaries, a personal assistant, craft services, organic chef, children's sand scuptor expert, 3 janitors, a U boat, Captain Stubing, The US Coast Guard, The National Guard, 47 TMZ paparazzi and one sandwich maker who is certified in the diagonal cut. Other than that, she was all alone. Last heard screaming "Mady, you WILL pose with the shark or there will be no ice cream."

Cozy

Brad's been using that stuff that leaves a little gray in, so she knows he knows what he's doing...and can still do it. Halle looks like she wants to find out what "it" is.

No-Talent

Susan Boyle was defeated on Britain's Got Talent by some kind of goofy dance troupe, proving once and for all that "cat-loving middle-aged virgin showtune singer with wild eyebrows" is not a good show-biz schtick. I already knew that, cause I tried it.

Of course Boyle is now enough of a household name that, undoubtedly, a flood of cheesy recordings will be on their way, in spite of her miserable failure on the show that spawned her. You can either buy the CDs now or wait a couple years and pick them up for a nickel each from a damp cardbord box at a fine garage sale near you.

Crystal's dog

Awwwwww she (I think it's a she) has such a sweet face. Crys, there was something wrong with the email, but, I got this pic. What's your dogs name?

Vote for Sammie!!

Sammie wants to win a baby beauty contest and get some college money! It's the battle of the babies! She's cute as a bug and I voted for her. You can vote too by clicking HERE.

Gwen's new look

I think Hollywood's on the phone for you Gwen. Should I have your people get it? LOL! Awww, man that kid is adorable.

Lissa in the rain..

Karla played with a photo I had on the garden site of Lissa in the rain. That looks awesome.

She's here, but, she's over at Mom's. Mom and Aunt Ruth told her she could come over for breakfast if she stopped throwing a hissy last night. She didn't forget. I was cracking up as she pounded on their door really eary yelling "I WANT MY FREE BREAKFAST!"

Beautiful photos from Karla

Wow...it looks like my yard, but, I can't take pics like that. Look at that Dragon Fly! Thanks, Karla. Check out Karla's site.. Daydreams Studio.