How about a gift for the holidays that you KNOW not everyone has? For the right price you can have a whole evening with Vince Gallo. Here's a little info from the man himself..
"I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny have decided to make myself available to all women. All women who can afford me, that is. For the modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female. The fee covers one evening with Vincent Gallo. For those who wish to enjoy my company for a weekend, the fee is increased to a mere $100,000. Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way Jose. However, female couples of the lesbian persuasion can enjoy a Vincent Gallo evening together for $100,000. $200,000 buys the lesbos a weekend. A weekend that will have them second-guessing."
You can also Buy Vince Gallo sperm, but, there ARE stipulations. Here's his blog..HERE. Happy Holidays, it's kind of a one stop shop. TY Vince Gallo, for making my season so much brighter.
4 comments:
who the fuck is vince gallo? the only time i hear of anybody paying that much for sperm is for a champion stud horse, and that ugly fugger only has two legs.
Watch Buffalo 66...great flick.
Wow, thank you so much! A last minute gift idea...
LMAO! Make him shower first.
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