Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Dice scratch

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Britney Spears took her little sister, Jamie Lynn, to a tat parlor the other night. Seems Brit wanted the Tattoo of dice, that she and Kevin both have, changed into something else. Most of you know I have a couple of fancy worthless art degrees, but, I'll be damned if I can think of anything good you could change two dice into. Unless you put an enlongated rectangle in the middle and tried to pass it off as Bizarro's genitals. I guess I'll hold my breath and wait for a photo. If the dice were on her vagina, we'd all have seen them by now.

11 comments:

Elaine said...

i was wondering what she was going to do about that.

crystal said...

I think with her, it could be anything lol. OK is she trying to show people she is cleaning up her act and making sure we SEE she is wearing a bra now

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm....
dice....
how about a window with bars, like you would see from inside a prison, because that is basically what marriage is....
well, for a man, anyways...
hey, maybe she is the man in the relationship with paris? the world may never know, at least until paris releases the night vision video of them together. then we can see who wears the strap on....

Dirty Disher said...

Tell me something, if the tat is on her wrist, as reported, why did she take her shirt off?

Anonymous said...

Why, oh WHY does she have to show her bra with every outfit? She really is making sure she is a bad role model, at least for clothing anyway. And would someone puhleeeze send the girl some shampoo?!

Anonymous said...

she is getting her tat work for free, all she has to do is sit there with her shirt off while the guy inking her blares the RAMONES.

Dirty Disher said...

I think Elaine knows more about this than I do. Tell us what you know Elaine.

Elaine said...

suppousedly she got a star tat on her hand to signify "new beginnings"....it depreses me to know the real britney. i didnt like her till her more slutty days (britney and in the zone eras) but all her stunts are BEYOND slutty.

Dirty Disher said...

A star. Okay..dice look like stars..in Britney land. Britney has been a star since she was a child and the stories are bizzare. Full of blindly driving ambition and selling herself as a sex symbol. I've been reading this tell all biography. OMG..the things I found out!

Anonymous said...

what, that she sold herself out for fame and fortune? and pais, anything can cover dice if you make it BIG ENOUGH... heh. a star. for new beginnings. yeah, like the beginning of a downward spiral. cant wait for the plane to crash.

Dirty Disher said...

She's done this before and came back with a slick produced hit album. She's simply a product.