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"Actor Matthew Broderick lets his wife Sarah Jessica Parker prepare for the Christmas celebrations because he finds it “a lot of trouble”.
OH, friggin' please. Matthew isn't allowed to touch, talk to, or look at, Christmas or anything else in that's important, and that includes the phone, SJ's 20 walk in closets, her nose or any other part of her body, the hired help, the kid, the paparazzi, or the microwave. My gaydar doesn't exactly ring off the walls when I look at him, but, it does make small buzzing noises. Maybe that's just the giant vibarator she keeps in her DnG purse to threaten him with though. Ya gotta keep those Ferris Buller types in line somehow or the puppet show is over.
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You think she is a control freak?
I KNOW she is a control freak. she has tits, not too mention she was the star of sex in the city, which is basically an educational program for women to emasculate their men. trust me, my ex wife LOVED that show. hence the term, "ex-wife." some of us true men wont take that shit at all. i think matt is just trying to keep together a happy home, and if she wants to be in control of all that shit, let her do the work. fuck it.
hey matt, if she isnt giving up that pussy, start talking about how "nice looking" her best friend is, or her closest female acquaintance that you wouldnt mind sticking yer pee-pee in. if that doesnt help, go ahead and fuck the best friend. no man should have to make appointments to hit the hiney he married. nuff sed.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand, now we know why Plagues single. Yes, Donald, I think she controls everything and Matthew likes it that way.
Donald, what's your gaydar say about Matt?
the PLAGUE is single because the PLAGUE doesnt believe in marriage. (marriage is a financial agreement allowing women to screw men over financially. basically, its prostitution, but on a leasing scale, not a rental agreement) we've already had this discussion once DD, do you wanna have it again?
oh, and because nads said "no."
You want to get married and have babies soooooo bad.
she wouldnt have me, and you damn well know it. so take that off your wish list, no PR wedding trip for you.
I think Plague is a Leykis 101 student.... that line about marriage being a financial agreement and stuff sounded like something Tom Leykis would say..... FRIKIN LOL!!!!
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