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Christina Aguilera celebrated her birthday at Cocktails Restaurant with nary a sighting of her hubby, Jordan Bratman. Is there trouble in paradise, as rumors have implied? Or did X-tina stop looking in her retro mirror long enough to actually SEE that guy??? If she did she'll be hiking up her micro and skee-daddeling like Wile E. Coyote with an Acme bomb headed for his ass. Meep Meep.
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she was a genie in a bottle, maybe he rubbed her the wrong way.
Ohhhhhh, that was corny.
lol@ her lighting her own birthday cake candles
ok, im sorry, but xtina isnt in the news much lately, didnt she do a latin language album recently, could that be why she has been invisible since the lady marmalade tragedy? i mean, she's cute and all, but who the hell dressed her for that video? white afro, almost nude, and her makeup was atrocious. {checks to make sure he isnt growing tits} damn, that sounded catty...
Hey, corny is better than nothing... maybe.
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