Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Jess depressed

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Sources say Jessica Simpson thinks the holidays are the worst time of year and she's very depressed. That's beyond depressed, that's a cry from a chick who's planning on throwing herself over a bridge and wearing enough fug gear to sink to the bottom. I'm betting her bag contains her own CD's, a photo of Nick Lachey when he still liked her, and a voodoo doll of John Mayer with designer pins stuck in it's eyes and genitals.

6 comments:

noelle said...

Who dresses like that in the city? She looks ready to chore, or chop wood or something im sure she never does.

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO..no one would give her an axe. No way. She can't even use a hairbrush.

Dirty Disher said...

I like the "no dogs allowed" sign in the bg. She looks like she can't decide if she can go in or not.

Anonymous said...

what, is she preparing to climb mount everest? she looks like she is preparing for the second coming...

crystal said...

awww poor baby, my heart goes out to her - NOTTTT.

I am sure 10 steps behind her you would find Joe looking around for a guy to photograph with his dauther so the world knows she is beautiful and doing good.

Can hardly wait when Nick and Vanessa get married - that just might do it for Jessica.

Dirty Disher said...

It'll be a good day for bloggers, I'll tell ya that.