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Jessica Simpson has to be glad to say goodbye to 2006, because this has been a crap year for her. It's mostly her own fault, but, still... She dumps her hubby because she's convinced every man in the world wants her. Turns out none do and Nick goes on to make a hit CD and get a hot girl friend, while Jessica's CD bombs and her love life is nothing but public humiliation. And to top it all off, daddy Joe has to like sister Ashlee better now. Ash is making the money, taken Londons Broadway by storm and even has a boy friend daddy can't hate (too much.) Now that Ashlee's blonde and has the nose fixed and a career going, Jess has to feel even stupider and more worthless than she usually is. Did Jessica get so depressed she couldn't take care of her own dog anymore? Isn't that the famous Daisy with Ashlee and her man? It's bad when Daisy's haircut is better than Jessicas. Well, Ashlee may be the hot one now, but, those jeans make her look hippy, and the flip flops look borrowed from Britney Spears's Dairy Queen days (I'll forgive her since it's just a coffee run.) Nice bag though. Get it together Jessica! I need someone besides ParAss to make fun of in 2007, and I can't make fun of handicapped people.
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What a sad turn of events for her, but like you say, she did it to herself. These so-called stars with their huge egos are just ripe for "pot-shots" from their public, but when it gets this bad, you kind of hate to say anything at all.
well, if you cant make fun of handicapped people, then you better stop blogging about jessica simpson. her last name should be simpleton.
I agree with vriss..these stupid "stars" overestimate thier own status.
When I first heard Jessica Simpson "sing", it was that song with a sample of Mellencamp's Jack and Diane.....I thought then....another pair of legs with no voice and no brain. I have to add I hate Mellencamp. She still doesn't know if she's pop, country or rock. What a waste of space.
Now she's started looking like Joe Cocker having a siezure while she sings. It's painful.
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