Thursday, December 28, 2006

My New Years resolution

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Meg Ryan needs a bra. Yes, I will say it, America's darling, has saggy tits. She needs a bra and those pants and shoes are hidious.

I'm just an average American recluse, but, after watching these stars look like fried crap all year, I have decided to change my ways. It only takes a minute to pull my hair into a ponytail with a cute beaded scrunchie, slap on some lipstick, and put on a shirt that fits and has a little style. Serioulsy. I will no longer avoid eye contact with an old aquaintance at the grocery store because I'm wearing something I once painted the walls in. I also have invested in some stylish shoes I can actually walk in, and nice bags to match. It's not a big effort to NOT look like crap. These stars should try it. Cripes..don't they have people to dress them??

And I can't say it enough...vintage stores, people (read consignment shops) . Yes, I own Dolce and Gabbana, Prada, and a ton of Coco Chanel. You know what I paid? Hardly anything. All I had to do was spent a little time digging. Louis Vuitton is beautiful when it's aged, much better than the new stuff. Is anyone else here a designer discount freak?

6 comments:

noelle said...

I agree disher if you had the money to always have your favorite bra clean and own 40 of them i would enjoy putting it on. doesn't take much to class it up. Particularly with cameras always fixed on you. wag the finger at meg.

noelle said...

She bothered to put a necklace on you would have thought she notice.

Dirty Disher said...

Well, you always dress nice. You have a knack. That necklace looks like macaroni and raisins..did Daisy make it for Meg?

Anonymous said...

no, but sometimes i buy hard to find name brand tools and equipment second hand......does that count?

Dirty Disher said...

Yep.

Anonymous said...

oh, yeah, and she does have saggy boobs. i will now retire my copy of city of angels.