Thursday, December 21, 2006

Nick breaks it to Jessica

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Woah. "A Canadian source is reporting that Nick Lachey called ex-wife Jessica Simpson to let her know he would be getting married again, and he wanted her to hear it from him."

The source claims the wedding will be very soon. Look for Jessica to then announce that SHE's marrying John Mayer, who will blog that he doesn't even know her, and only met her once, briefly, at a concert for mentally challenged celebs.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

hee he heee hee heeee! oh, i hope there's some good fallout from this! maybe she will join shitney rears and parass hiltons drunk n drugged slut club! cmon, night vision porn!

Dirty Disher said...

Only if they don't mind going out with Joe too. He follows her everywhere. Someone tell me how you spell.. Woah.

Dirty Disher said...

Actually ParAss might like Joe. I can just hear her saying "Hi sexy."

Anonymous said...

maybe joe can hold the camera....

Anonymous said...

and its "whoa."

Dirty Disher said...

ty spell check Yosemite Sam.

Anonymous said...

ewwwww, i hate that fuckin rabbit.

Dirty Disher said...

He's not the rabbit. He's the guy that shoots at the rabbit. Geesh, were you born an adult?

Anonymous said...

now lets think a bit here DD. if im yosemite, and i type out eww i hate that fucking rabbit, then which rabbit am i talkin about, and why would i think yosemite is the rabbit if im not the rabbit and i hate the rabbit but the rabbit isnt yosemite? {cross-eyed} uhm, i know, i was doing an IMPRESSION.

crystal said...

I wouldn't be surprised if we find out that Nick did call Jessica. I think he is a caring guy and I think he probably thanked her too from getting him away from Joe - he is truly scary and Jessica is going to be in therapy eventually when she finds out how manipulative he was over her and how he ruined her life and her marriage.

Vicki said...

I doubt of Jessica will ever wake up and see how manipulative her dad is. You need brain cells to do that. And, DD, as plague says, it's "Whoa", but I kind of think it's cute how you spell it, "Woah".