Saturday, December 23, 2006

Snow blubber

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Well, well, some quick pap got a photo of Mariah Carys REAL ass in Aspen. No, she's not a hippo like she was last year, but, that ass is a far cry from the photoshopped snow romp SHE released. I'm sending her a pizza, double cheese. Maybe by Valentines day she'll top 300 again, and make my day. Phoney bitch.

I see London,
I see France,
I see diva crack, cuz
those aren't pants!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

she looks like she pissed herself too...i hate her shes crazy

Elaine said...

lol. ew. why do people think shes so hot, and im "fat" im sure she has at least 50 pounds on me. lol.

Dirty Disher said...

She's NOT hot. I just hate her because she thinks she's so outrageously beautiful. Gag.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, GAG!

She used to be quite the pretty girl. Nah... She looks disgustingly whorish with those hoochie mama clothes and slutty heels. Totally classless.

Anonymous said...

And I have to add....What is it with these celebs wearing tights alone!!!!!!! If you are a little plump it will make you look fat(ter) and slutty. And if you are too skinny you'll just look anorexic and slutty. And if you have cellulite it'll show thru, and it'll look worse than it really is. At least wear a micro mini over them. Sheesh, no sense of style these days.

Dirty Disher said...

'Zactly. They are not pants. It's creepy.