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Luke Wilson is dating Jessica Simpson (source.) Yeah, right. Luke Wilson is a Hollywood hottie, a heart throb to millions of women, with a good career. There is no way he's dating that bubblehead Simpson. He's just being polite to her because they're making some stupid movie, that will probably bomb because Jessica's in it. And that blurb that's everywhere now.. "Jessica still talks on the phone with John Mayer everyday." Oh, please, bullshitters, translate that to "Desperate Jessica calls John Mayer constantly and he pretends to have lost his phone."
And the other rumor that's been bugging me. Oprah and Stedman move in together after 20 years. >bangs blogging head< Please, Oprah loves to show her many homes and films of them on her show. Every one has Stedman in it. Stedman eating her corn fritters in his bathrobe, Stedman taking the dogs out, Stedman in his jammies. This story is retarded. It "comes on the heels of the gay rumors between Oprah and Gayle King." Oh, make me sick. Gayle and Oprah have been best friends for longer than her and Stedman have been shacking. They're about as gay as Tommy Lee, and that aint very gay. Stupid shit. Shut up, it's boring and so obviously fake. I won't even waste picture space on it.
5 comments:
but DD, oprah is gay, stedman is a woman. oh, wait, nevermind, i forgot, stedman is just oprahs BITCH.
I don't really care about Oprah's sex life.
The thought of Oprah HAVING a sex life nastifies my mind.
cmon DD, admit it, yer mind is "nastified" naturally.
man I really like Luke Wilson, I hope the rumors are false with Jessica - that would just make me gag and I don't want to do that about him lol.
crystal
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