Thursday, December 28, 2006

'Tarded politically correct crap

Mental retardation is a term for a pattern of persistently slow learning of basic motor and language skills ("milestones") during childhood, and a significantly below-normal global intellectual capacity as an adult. One common criterion for diagnosis of mental retardation is a tested intelligence quotient (IQ) of 70 or below.
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That is the definition of retarded. It means intellectually limited. I use it when I think someone is being completely stupid. So, to the person who wrote me about my use of the word..I am sorry your brother is retarded. I think my brother is retarded too, but, I'm still going to call stupid people 'tards. You know why? Because retards aren't very smart. That's a fact. Sure, they can be nice people. I have a neighbor who's a Mongoloid. But, if I fed her crank, she'd bang her head on the front door all day and yell "WHEEEEE!" Come to think of it, she does that anyway.

Besides, retarded people won't get offended here because they can't read all the big words I type, like wheeee and crap. Which I mispell. Misspell? Misspellted? Fuck it.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

the ideal of political correctness is destroying both society on a global scale, and science's survival of the fittest. do you think the salmon school thru shallow water and slow down just because there are physically challenged bears hunting them? do you think that krill slow down and allow themselves to be eaten by whales who are deaf? do you think, for one minute, that a penguin gives a shit if the fish it is chasing is mentally capable of self defense? i rest my case.

also, id like to add, that this is also the groundwork i have laid for proving that homosexuality is carbon negative. you see, in the wild, without inutero fertilization, adoption, and alla that shit, homosexuals do nothing to further the species, because they cannot mate properly and continue their genes thru to the next phase of evolution. therefore, homosexuals are carbon negative, as in, they eat, they consume fuels, they burn oxygen, all while doing nothing to further their species. hence, they are a waste of carbon. if you dont like what ive said, then fucking email me and complain. id love to take 15 minutes out of my day to straighten out a few of you 'Tards. nuff sed.

plaguebubonic@hotmail.com

Anonymous said...

Sooooo true. You tell them retards.

Dirty Disher said...

Another nugget of wisdom from the king of tolerance. Plague.

Anonymous said...

tolerance means you put up with something you dont approve of because you are too chicken shit to say what you believe. i believe that homosexuality is wrong, and i use both SCIENCE and RELIGION to prove my point. now, i dont care if people choose to be gay, but dont say it wasnt a choice. dont say you were forced by nature. thats buillshit. i dont care if gay people want to get married, because they should enjoy the same agonies as the rest of us. but i firmly believe that gay couples should not be allowed to adopt, or have children, in any manner whatsoever. if you cannot bear a child by being impregnated by your choice of life partner, then you dont get to have babies. you cant have it all, you cant have your cake and eat it too. so pick one or the other, children, or your 2 foot floppy dildo and helga wielding it. nuff sed.
(btw still no emails. i guess i stated my point clearly enough even the retarded homos get the idea)

Vicki said...

Definition of a 'tard: plague

Anonymous said...

Plague,

Give it a rest with the religious/scientific maloney. If nothing else, gays are environmentally friendly. You see, by not breeding, they are not adding to the world's population expansion (read: all human proliferation has a toxic effect on the planet, this is not an anti-gay smear). So you see, gays and other non-breeders are actually a good thing.

BTW - do you consider a married man who has anal sex a (latent)gay, or is that sanctioned by the church?

PS I didn't see the original post, but the correct def'n of retard is "slowed progress" so I think it's OK to call anyone a 'tard, esp before 8am... :)

Dirty Disher said...

I just realized I cussed again. Damn me.

Anonymous said...

I sooo agree with Plague with everything stated, specially about the gay thing. I'm in the same wagon. That's what I always thought, kids are cruel, ya know? Two daddies or two mommies is not natural and is disturbing. Kids need father and mother, it's just natural. Gay people can do with their asses whatever they want but don't get the children involved, for their own sake. Let them sign the civil contract if they want to get married, is just a contract between two people. But as far as having kids, I say no. Hey I'm hetero and married and I ain't having kids, we don't need contribute to overpopulation, and it wouldn't be fair for the kid if I wanted to play mommy in this contaminated world.