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It's so hard to keep up with Hollywierds biggest sluts, but Lindsay Blowhan had a date last night with Scott Storch, a really ugly rich guy who used to date ParAss Hilton. The Blow made sure she flashed her energy drink, but, I don't buy her sober act. Too many bartenders have told on her. She hides the booze in coffee cups and cans, and soon she'll just give it up and be photographed hooked up to a Jack Daniels IV while sucking Quervo straight from a bottle and getting a Gray Goose douche at the same time. That last one might be a public service.
Meanwhile, Storch's last poon, ParAss, continues to date Mary Kate Olsens old boy friend Stavros, while her uglier sister, Nicky Hilton, dates Mary Kates old old boy friend, David Katzenberg. The Hiltons want everything the Olsens ever had and The Blow wants anything in pants. Britney just settles for all thier leftovers.
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see? the olsens are dating. and their exes all seem to run after sluts. hypothesis? neither olsen is yet putting out. maybe they are waiting until they can fit into big girl undies. i dont think victoria makes anything in their size. what is their size? juvenile?
I think they still shop at the kid's section. No wonder they can't find any decent clothes.
I just hope The Powers That Be won't let these little twits flash their coochies to the world. That would be waaaaaay to kinky.
They had a real problem getting adult clothes, so they started thier own fashion line. It's now a billion dollar business. Those Olsen twins are smart.
i knew about their fashion lines, but every time i see a pic of them they are either advertising their clothes line, or wearing someone else when they arent. you would think they would design some clothes they could wear without looking like a 14 year old girl, or a 24 year old midget trying to look like a 35 year old midget.
I saw how don't think she is still on her "water" as a liquid.
crystal
I just think Blow's a liar and a mess, but, if she gets her stuff together I'll be the first to say good job. Look at Angelina Jolie, she went through a crazy slutty stage too, and now people think she's Mother Teresa. 'Course Angie had that thing going for her..she actually has some talent.
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