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Tyra Banks getting ready for her next episode of Americas Next Top Model. Have you guys ever read about Elizabeth Bathory? She's called the Blood Countess and killed 1000's of young girls. She tortured them in unspeakable ways because she envied thier youth. I think Tyra Banks is the new Blood Countess. If you want to watch a crazy, demented, egotistical, diva bitch torturing young girls (and I do!) watch ANTM. I'll bet the next episode has Tyra demanding the girls shoot fireworks out thier skinny butts and when they cry, Tyra will rage "IF YOU'RE NOT SHTRONG AND FIERCE, THEN YOU DON'T WANT THIS!" At which point every contestant will sob as they shove the 4th of July up thier own behind and glare seductively at Niles Barker and his lens. I can't wait.
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see what happens when you tell a brainless twit that her beauty will get her anything, and then you start backing it up with actions? now we have a stark raving mad diva princess whose will is to subject all of us with her definition of beauty. i hope all of you cosmo subscribers are fucking happy.
Tyra is so *not* a diva...she is playing a part on ANTM. She is gooood and I can't wait.
ok that was me above - I just wanted to try this. I saw this garbage can and wanted to know what it would do - obvioulsy it deleted the last post posted lol.
What I did say was I don't know what all the hype was about her - I don't even find her pretty.
Tyra was a great model. The she started talking. She grosses me out.
lmao, like most women, everything was going great, then she opened her mouth...
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heh! gotcha!!
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