Beauty secrets of the beast

source

Cameron Diaz tells us these wonderful tips for looking as great as she does..

"I don't know if these are beauty secrets, but what I do to feel my best is just exercise regularly, laugh and play often, and make love every moment I can. Oh, yeah, and lots of water."

Eeeeeee gads, it aint working, Cameron. It's hard to belive you lost your fug girly boy friend. I think you should call in Nicole Richie's shaman, 'cause someone put a curse on your face, girl. She's another one that's living in delusions. She actually thinks she's hot. Check the blogs, bitch, you haven't been hot since The Mask, and that was all smoke and mirrors.