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Vince Vaughn went to Jennifer Aniston's house on Christmas to ask her to take him back. Jen told him it was "too little, too late", and hopes they'll be friends. Owch, the kiss of death.."just friends." Vince should try plastic surgery to turn himself into a Brad Pitt clone, OR, just offer Jen Angelina Jolies head on a stake. Like Vaughn the Impaler, that might be a turn on.
Ryan Phillippe wants Reese Witherspoon back real bad. He's been calling her telling her how he's never loved anyone as much as her. Ummmmm, except that sorority girl you were caught screwing, right, Ryan? Anyhow, Reese is liking her some Jake Gyllenhaal. And Jake probably dreams of Ryan Phillippe. It's a tangled web.
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Britney Spears cried and told Kevin Federline she missed him on Christmas day, that was right before she diddled herself for the paparazzi, puked on her dress, and hid the kids.
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Never saw what Jen saw in Vince. He seemed such a playboy to me and that is not, I beleive, what she is looking for.
It's a tough call on the Reese & Britney post - I wouldn't be surprised if they both gave their hubby's another chance.
Well Vaugh is fugly anyway, he must have a nine incher or Maniston was really desperate.
Reese and ex hubby, I care less.
I really have no further comment in Britney's behavior, I think everything has been said so far.
i see three dumbasses chasing their mistakes. reese? yum. anniston? yummy. k-fed? the best she will ever do now. its all downhill from here.
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