John Mayer says "I met Perez tonight... not evil. I know evil when i feel it, and this guy is nice." John then explains how a key works and some other wierd stuff. There's nothing on there about his undying love for Jessica Simpson. And if he had undying love he'd blog it. I swear he blogs everytime he does anything.
Pam Anderson leaves us a pic of herself in Playboy and reminds us not to get married on vacation. I don't think vacation was the problem. I might be wrong, but, I think the problem is marrying an ugly wierd guy with a small head.
Zach Braff doesn't know jack. He's glad he doesn't have Touretts (who the hell WOULDN'T want Touretts??) and likes Charlie Brown. Now I know why he gets dumped.
I'm done now, I'm not in the mood to read Rosie O'Donnell's retarded haiku about The Donald or sort out the coded tangle in Cory Kennedys head. Ashton Kutcher needs to update.
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impressions for the day:
john mayer. "i took a dump this afternoon. i ate sushi earlier, and i think i crapped it all out in one sitting. god, it smelled bad. kinda jessica's morning breathe. i didnt say that. i have no undying love today, but i dont believe perez is evil. i just believe he has no talent, and it makes him angry, and since he has no talent all he can do is write angry blogs and draw coke noses and cum on children. he told me he decided he was gay when no girls would go with him to the spring formal. poor guy. i told him that circles are naturally inefficient, thats why there is always room for squares. then he punched me in the eye and drew cum on my face with real cum."
pamela anderson: "i took a dump this afternoon. it reminded me of kid rock;s morning breathe. i wonder if i can sell it to hugh. do you think i need another breast reduction?"
zach braff: "i forgot who i was earlier today. i bumped my head while shopping for t-shirts that match the wallpaper in my mom's apartment, and when i woke up, i forgot who i was. i asked somebody if they knew me, and they said they had never seen me before. i had to check my drivers license to get my home address. who is zach braff anyways?"
LOL! That was good reading. Zach is the star of Scrubs.
Plague you are one of a kind.
LOL..he really is.
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