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Celebitchy is running this amusing little story. .
"Terrified that her recently-removed appendix might fall into weird hands and be auctioned off on eBay, Lindsay Lohan ordered the hospital to preserve her priceless part, then took it home, popped it into a canning jar - and froze it solid! Now here’s the twist: Lindsay’s pal Kimberly Steward is urging her to raise money for charity by auctioning off her appendix herself!"
Now, I don't quite believe it, because I still don't think Blohan had her appendix taken out in the first place. And taking it home is something I'd do, but, I doubt Blohan had the foresight to think of it. What's REALLY juicy is that Kim Stewart has Lindsay thinking she's still her pal when Kim has actually been doing it with Harry Morton!!!! When The Blow reads the blogs and finds out Kim's been humping the Pink Taco hunk...well, let's just say, stand by for Kim Stewarts organs to be sold on eBay. That's right, Kim, you'd better run bitch!
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You're not allowed to sell hazardous materials on eBay, are you?
I dunno. I thought they could sell anything even hazardous Blow parts.
I DO know you don't freeze things in canning jars. You'd have exploded Blow all over the freezer.
the sale of human organs is illegal, regardless if its on ebay or whatever. thats why its called "black market organs". you cannot charge anyone for an organ, because it isnt fair for the people who can't afford them. which, by the way, is a joke, because people who cant afford the surgery dont get the organs anyway.
as far as blow's appendix is concerned, id buy it. just so i could have a local lab break it down for analysis, just to see exactly what it was that made it go bad in the first place. anything from chemical imbalance to nail biting can cause appendicitis, which i am sure is why blow doesnt want her precious organ falling into the wrong hands. imagine the shitstorm that would follow if someone did a full tox screening on it.....
IF, but only IF there's an appendix. Which I doubt there is one. Show us the scar, bitch!
She will. She can't pass up a bikini op.
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