Tuesday, January 9, 2007

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Tyra Banks makes a good Holly Golightly clone, but, she can't be serious when she claims she quotes Time mag calling her "one of the most influential people in the world." Ummm, how so? The annoying awkward talk show no one watches or ANTM where she's a raging diva who seems slightly retarded? Both life changing on a global level, I'm sure.

Here's my fav Tyra quote from the article..

'I'm very gassy", says Tyra Banks, telling Janet Jackson about her irritable bowel syndrome. 'But I feel lke I can telegraph my farts...If it is going to be funky I'll let it out and I'll be like 'Dang! Who did that? "

See? That's why she's influential..she invented the fart telegraph. Tyra is right up there with Alexander Graham Bell.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Alexander Graham Bell comment. I don't see why everyone calls her a raging diva. If anything she's just uber bland to me, honestly. Oh look at me I'm trying to act all TOUGH on ANTM. Grrr *cough*. I'll show you tough, woman...shiiii

Dirty Disher said...

She's shtrong and fierce. Har...I NEVER get tired of that.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I know...it's so pathetic.

Anonymous said...

influential? ok this is make believe, right? please tell me it is a typo...if tyra banks is influential, I don't even wanna be around when she makes a dumb decision. Gosh she is so full of herself.

Dirty Disher said...

I can't stand the bitch, yet, I can't look away!

Anonymous said...

even further proof that it may be better to be smart than pretty.