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PoonTang was out shopping in her undies yesterday and carrying a copy of the shit album she's working on. She played a little of it for the paparazzi and here's the VIDEO they took. I like how she pretends she hates them and lately she's blamed all her problems on them (and us bloggers) but, she uses them to hint her new CD is gonna be good. Sounds like digital crap to me. And she looked like fried crap. WTF is with her hair? It's always greasy crap. She needs to be nicer to the paparazzi, they're the only ones who like her anymore, and taking off like a batouttahell is not smart. Ask Blohan, she used to pull that crap all the time and had, like, 5 wrecks in 4 weeks. All caught on tape. Besides who's gonna get her gas when she runs out like ParAss? Someday Brit will just sit in the middle of Rodeo Drive and spread her legs, point at her stubbled cootch, and yell "Lookie, lookie!!" and the paparazzi won't even waste film on it. They'll trample her into a puddle of greasy pavement poon while chasing the newest snatch whore..whoever that may be.
8 comments:
God it's a massive bug! Squish it, squish it! But squish it with your shoe on, neon colors usually indicate that the creature is poisonous.
LOL at amy's comment...
LMAOOO! If only it was that easy to get rid of her.
the end draws nigh...
In that outfit she looks like she should be perched a-top a toilet roll at my Grandma's house. It's just plain bizarre.
Oh, yeah! Those doily paper hiding dolls. Ohhh man.
what is it with carrying the stupid blank cd everywhere she goes? does she need it to wipe her ass with? like the three shells from demolition man?
She's got so many "handlers" now she prolly has hired help to wipe.
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