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In public...
"We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship, and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another."
In private...
Justin: "I can't put my dick in your box anymore. You look like The Joker.
Diaz: "You're gonna go stick it in that whore Britney again..aren't you? AREN'T YOU?? I'll bet that last kid of hers looks just like your fairy ass, that's why there's no pics of him! SOB!"
Justin: "No, I'm sticking it in Scarlet Johansson. Don't you read the blogs?"
Diaz: " I knew it! I knew that no good thick lipped slut was on you! You bastard fucker!"
Timberlake: "Calm down, you knew it was over when I didn't want your Joker face in my video. You scare people."
Diaz: "I'll kill you, bastard! I was a Charlies Angel, I was hot! I'll kill you and Ferret Face and Britney and all of you whores! Drew and Lucy will help me..we'll kick your heads off.."
Timberlake: "Shut up, Joker, you're done.
9 comments:
Heh heh...they're all fug. At least Justin will get young fug.
I can place my forefinger on the head of a Barbie and the thumb on her chin. When I squish...voila! Cameron Diaz.
LOL! I want a pic.
I have to admit, though, she looks better when she's not grinning like an ass, it's dark, and the photo is taken from about 40 feet away.
She looks best with a bag over her head.
thank you Pat I really enjoyed that conversation - seriously I did lol. The only problem with them splitting up is someone else is going to be stuck with them - ewww lol.
crystal
you forgot "you came in my mouth". one of the best quotes (if the only one) from the movie vanilla sky, which i enjoyed because tom cruise was all fucked up and shit in it. heh. and you got to see penelope cruz's nipples. hot.
You are the sole fan of Vanilla Sky. Congrats.
i have no problem admitting that the only reason i like vanilla sky is that tom cruise is hideously disfigured, cameron diaz says "you came in my mouth", and penelope cruz shows her nips. besides, i just do bong hits thru the boring parts...
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