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Halle's getting her kitchen cabinets stained at a cost of $57,000. All workers have to sign a contract saying they will not approach Miss Berry, will not speak to Miss Berry at any time while working on her home. The only approved interaction is if Miss Berry speaks to you first and that aint friggin' likely, now is it?
I don't think it's so bad. I make everyone I know sign a contract saying they will not speak to me until I have my morning coffee and blog. Besides "Miss Berry" is paying a bunch of yayhoos 57 THOUSAND DOLLLARS to stain cabinets. She shoulda hired me...for 57 grand I wouldn't talk to her or even look her way for the rest of my miserable peasant life.
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I'd be willing to sign a contract to never talk to her (or watch one of her movies) just out of the goodness of my heart.
$57 000 what are they staining them with a mixture of unicorn pee and baby Jesus' tears?? They may not be able to talk to her but they can sure screw her with that quote.
I wouldn't mind getting paid that amount of money for not speaking to a whore!
What a primadonna bitch.
Her and Cameron Diaz make a great pair!
unicorn pee and baby Jesus' tears LMFAOOOO!
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