Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Double the whore power

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Ish. Joan Rivers and her daughter both claim to be fashionistas and talk smack about everyone else. Joan needed to get rid of those goofy sleeves, it looks like a super hero costume, though I am a sucker for a cowl neckline. But, this old broad has GOT to stop wearing her own line of junk jewelry to events. That stuff is so bad it's only ordered on QVC by blind people and old ladies calling from nursing homes. As for that Melissa..oh, gawd, she's so botoxed it's like watching a stump trying to talk. Unfathomable fugliness. They like anyone who wears red (dahlink) and anyone who sucks thier ass, like Terri Snatcher. Everyone else is tacky.

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As for Snatcher..I think she thought it was the SAG awards. Heh. At one point she reached up to sexily run her hands through that mess and her fingers got caught in her hairspray. It was like watching a rat gnaw at a brick. That hair was so stiff it was like it was dipped in Viagra. I won't put a close up of that face on here..she makes Diaz look like a fog filter. But, of course, Melissa Bo-Ho and Joan De La Cunt said she was sooooooo beautiful. Breathtaking. Uhhh huu.

Just a thought..do you suppose Melissa Bo-Ho Rivers is so insane she actually thought she was wearing gray like Angelina Jolie was wearing gray? I'll bet mommy told her that. Looks like an epileptic sewed it together during a seizure.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

the old lady needs to get rid of the sleeves and the glitter dot cuffs. They are unnecessary. Melissa's dress is not that bad, but they make everything look fugly. Snatcher....well no comment.

Dirty Disher said...

Take a good look at Messy Rivers..the seams on the bottom are weird, the drape falls wrong..like they made the fabric go a diff way and reflect diff than the top. It hurts my brain.