Friday, January 12, 2007

From the too stupid file

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Jennifer Lopez: "I’d like to become the first female president. The first thing I’d do is redecorate the White House – it doesn’t look very cozy."

Good thing there's not much possibility of this, I don't want to see the White House covered in fur and the lawn decorated by PETA. Looks like she's already picked out the light fixtures and Abe Lincolns ghost will look great in that yucky blue eye shadow. Somebody make her shut up.

5 comments:

DeveiveneG said...

I wish she'd just crawl into a hole somewhere...I'm so sick of JHo. She's a terrible singer, mediocre actress, and an ok dancer. If I were skinnier, I'd be JHo.

Dirty Disher said...

You can be J-ho anyhow. She's not skinny. She's pretty, but, you're right, she's not real good at anything.

Anonymous said...

But if she became President, she would have to ask her 1st Vice President Marc 1st before she decorated because I read she asks him what to wear these days and will put on what he suggests even if she doesn't really care for it.

Oh just another match made in heaven.

DeveiveneG said...

I need an agent. lol

Anonymous said...

Yet another home wrecker. She think's she's the shit, well she is shit. And have you seen latest pics of Marc Anthony? He looks like he has aids or something. Maybe Jho is sucking his life little by little......bitch