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Text messages between The Blow and the Fed, sometime near New Years...
K-Fed: Let’s hang out
Lindsay: Why would I hang out with you!
Let's ignore his lack of punctuation and her lack of correct punctuation. I'm surprised either of them has found a cap key. But, the real rumor here is much more interesting. The Blow showed this message to friends or it wouldn't have leaked out. What she doesn't tell is that she most likely ran to the can and texted Kevin back offering him any kind of sex she could think of. She already threatened Britney that she planned on bedding her ex. The Blow will sleep with anyone, so why wouldn't she "hang out" with Kevin? People who believe this was all there was to this rumor are just not dwelling enough. Concentrate bloggers! The Blow is a vindictive whore!
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if you ask me, that face of her's doesn't look like she finds him too repulsive.
He probably texted her back and said - cuz I am a good lay and that would be pretty much all she needs.
Hahaha!!! Vindictive whore...I love it!!!!!
Fedex can get any whore he wants, he's cute and a his dick is not gonna look worn out anytime soon, not like certain snatches. In fact, I want him to flash his cock to the world....Betcha he'll have a line of women wanting to sleep with him, and/or comfort him.
Here K, here. Just slip yourself into my warm lap and I'll tell you some bedtime stories....Yes yes, we can go out with the kids and have cotton candy when you want, there-there.
thought u might enjoy this...
SPOILER ALERT: If you don't want to know what's going to happen to poor, poor Jennifer Aniston in 2007, stop reading. If you can't stomach knowing in advance what that darn Britney Spears will do next, close your eyes. And if you'd rather stay in denial over the dire prediction that George Clooney is going to get XXXX!! then shut us down.
But, if you can't wait for it all to unfold, we've got the juicy scoop on what's in store for many of our fave celebs with Toronto-based clairvoyant, Nikki "Psychic to the Stars" – she has our delicious sneak peek into what's going to happen in the coming months.
"A Hollywood movie star is killed by a poisonous snake while filming a movie," says Nikki, while another celeb will "lose their memory and will be found wandering the streets of Amsterdam." She also says a reality show filmed in a supermarket will be a hit.
Last year, Nikki predicted the deaths of Australian Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, Lou Rawles and Shelley Winters. In happier news she also foresaw the split between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, that Madonna would adopt a child, Philip Seymour Hoffman would receive an Oscar for Capote and that Angelina Jolie would have a baby.
Nikki also knew in advance that Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe would divorce and that Kate Hudson's marriage would have a You, Me and Dupree ending. Meanwhile, the pregnancy and marriage (in that order) of Katie Holmes was no surprise to Nikki.
It's a big year for those of you nursing fantasies of snagging Johnny Depp, as Nikki predicts a split with Vanessa Paradis. She also advises Keith Richards to "watch his health" (and stop climbing trees). Chef Jamie Oliver is going to "save a woman's life," while "danger" lurks around Howard Stern and David Letterman.
As usual there will be a bunch of celebs checking in to Splitzville, says Nikki: Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones; Michelle Pfeiffer and David Kelly; and Faith Hill and Tim McGraw all need to make reservations.
There's the threat of "robbery" around Beyonce, while Scarlett Johansson will play a trapeze artist in a circus flick, says Nikki.
In awards news Nikki says Meryl Streep will flirt with Oscar again for The Devil Wears Prada against Helen Mirren for The Queen, while Clint Eastwood and Adam Beach will be up for honours.
And, in what has to be our personal favorite: "Naomi Campbell will take up boxing."
So sit back and feast on what's to come. And, as a special treat, we've joined forces with Nikki to give "our" prognostications:
Jennifer Aniston
Nikki Predicts: A lot of problems in the romance department have put a cloud over this cutie, but within 24 months she will be fought over by another Hollywood hunk, a Beverley Hills dentist and a diamond merchant.
We Say: If this chick doesn't find a "replacement hunk" before 24 months are up, we're betting she'll be chewing on rocks all right.
Vince Vaughn
Nikki Predicts: I see another pretty blonde in his future. A war epic will get him an award and he will do a big screen remake of the 1967 series Man from Uncle.
We say: The guy who finally said "uncle" to his faux-lationship with Jen is allegedly moving into a Chicago penthouse where his mommy lives one floor below. Did Jen dodge a bullet? Who's yer daddy?
Britney Spears
Nikki Predicts: Poor Britney! A year of ups and downs. She may become a children's author like Madonna and she will also be a spokesperson for an international relief organization. A hot new album will brighten her spirits.
We Say: Doesn't she have a little sister? Let's throw this one out and start over again.
Brangelina
Nikki Predicts: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will continue their worldly causes. But Brad has to be careful of horses. The couple will adopt another child and Brad will have an Oscar nomination for his role in Babel.
We Say: Tick Tock. You just know she's going to drill one of her spikes through his heart some time ... soon. Oh. Grow. Up. This is a woman who wore Billy Bob's blood in a vial. Remember? Oh, and she's an actress.
Lindsay Lohan
Nikki Predicts: After drying out at a rehab centre she will make a come back on the big screen ...
We Say: ... in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf. (Reality series.)
Nicole Richie
Nikki Predicts: Will straighten out her act. She will become pregnant within 24 months.
We Say: Hmmmm, when did she join Scientology?
Eva Longoria
Nikki Predicts: Eva will get into the music business and cut an album.
We Say: And then realize she should stick to her day job.
Rosie O'Donnell
Nikki Predicts: Rosie will have a fist fight with a paparazzi photographer.
We Say: When did Donald Trump start taking pictures? She'll win. One punch.
Mel Gibson
Nikki Predicts: Mel will continue to make the kinds of films he wants to. I also see him starring in a space epic. He will author a "tell-all" biography and run for politics.
We Say: Oh, he'll be in a "space epic" all right. People are giving him lots of space these days. Speaking of space, see below.
TomKat
Nikki Predicts: Tom and Katie Cruise will have another child and will open a Scientology retreat in an exotic location. But, they will split up within 36 moths and she will be in the arms of somebody else ...
We Say: ... a very expensive psychiatrist.
John Travolta
Nikki Predicts: John will do a musical on Broadway and get stellar reviews for his role in Hairspray.
We Say: He'll play the Olivia Newton-John role in a revival of Grease.
Renee Zellweger
Nikki Predicts: Within a year she will be in an ongoing relationship with a man who is older. She will also spend a lot of her time in England.
We Say: She'll join Nicole Kidman as celebrity Botox spokesmodels.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
Nikki Predicts: Gaffleck will have another child and Ben will run for politics. They will star in a movie together.
We Say: One word: Gigli. Run Jen, run. Fast.
Jessica Simpson
Nikki Predicts: Jessica will end up with a musician such as Kid Rock but she will also date an older Hollywood producer. She will star in a big screen version of the life of Jayne Mansfield in which she will portray the ill-fated star.
We Say: Find. This. Woman. A. Man. Make. Her. Stop.
Justin Timberlake
Nikki Predicts: Justin may suddenly pop the question to a Hollywood blonde who has recently become brunette.
We Say: He's going to propose to Britney? Talk about taking sexyblech.
Paris Hilton
Nikki Predicts: Could be kidnapped but a ransom will be paid and she will be saved.
We Say: The kidnappers will let her go because they won't be able to stand being trapped in the same room with her.
Lance Armstrong
Nikki Predicts: Lance will become a sports announcer.
We Say: Lance and Jake and Matthew will film a new version of Beach Blanket Bingo.
Kevin Federline
Nikki Predicts: He will do more acting and I see him doing a film with Mark Wahlberg. He will also play a boxer in a film.
We Say: He'll take home an Academy Award ... stolen.
Madonna
Nikki Predicts: Madonna will adopt another child but I do see a split for her from Guy Ritchie in the future.
We Say: Will adopt Nicole, and Lindsay, and Britney and ...
George Clooney
Nikki Predicts: George will win another Oscar for producing directing and acting in a future film. He will also do some Shakespeare and I see him getting married within 24 months ...
We Say: ... to a certain celebrity gossip writer. Ahem. Blush.
-Miranda
i hope they got video. and i hope they emailed it to shitney rears. i hope fed-ex gets custody.
LMAO! Ahhh, I knew there was another Fed fan out there.
ive been a fed fan since the split. i still think he knew what he was doing when he married her, it was a financial opportunity and he took it. i dont disagree with it, but he cant run around NOT acting like he didnt sell himself. so what? id sell myself to be in his position. being divorced from her is better than the spot he was in before. but he would be a much better parent to those kids than shitney rears. REHAB? fuck a duck, you dont land in rehab after you had two babies back to back....you're a fucking mother, act like it. goddamn stupid fucking blonde whore piece of shit. blech.
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