Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Heeeeeeeere's Jesus!

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Long story short..Tom Cruise has been told by Scientology leaders that he is the "Jesus" figure in thier church. David Miscavige (google that freak for shivers and shudders) says Tom Cruise is just like Jesus, he will be worshiped like Jesus and even though TC inspires controversy now, he will be proven right in the future.

So Tom Cruise thinks he's God..is that supposed to be news? Funny, I never figured Jesus for an in the closet control freak kind of guy. If Jesus talked as crazy as TC he wouldn't have made it past puberty. Takes some nerve, doesn't it?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Take a break old man Tom. Let the Big guy handle it. Oh and be happy no one has hunted you down. Yet.

Anonymous said...

oh gawd. they don't come any creepier. "thou shalt loveth the Leader and no other. Thou shalt do as the Leader commandeth and no other". Heh. No wonder R. Hubbard didn't go to his wedding. TC is just making Hubbard's Scientology look like a complete joke.

Anonymous said...

jesus was a buddhist, its a fuckin fact.

Anonymous said...

What'll they think of next? I remember reading Tommy dreamed of growing up to be the president of the united states - seems he didn't lose any ambition when he lost his marbles. What does that make Katie then?

If you want to keep up to date with these nutjobs www.rickross.com and www.xenu.net are great links.

Anonymous said...

fuck it. im gonna start my own religion. just wait till my ten commandments are released, you are all in for a change...