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Jessica Alba says she wishes she had more curves and was taller. Doh, she had curves before she went stick thin. She lost her amazing butt.
Scarlett Johansson thinks she's fat and will never be thin. This crap gets older than the skankletts party pictures. These two are supposed to be the "nice" ones. Someone needs to tell them this complaining is neither coy nor cute. I'm old, so to me they just look like two average pretty girls walking around town here, but, somebody or other has voted them both "the most beautiful/sexy woman in the world. So, take that and STFU. No one wants to hear it. Have you ever listened to Jessiac Alba? She's like, 12 years old in her head. It grosses me when men lust after her.
And whoever's designing that dress wth the flesh colored insert under the arms (seen it on several stars) is a bean head. If your dress doesn't stand up on it's own, you don't have enough dress. Color me unimpressed and uninterested. Next!
Had to add a pic of the back of that ridiculous gown. Someone tell her the ruffle looks like she dropped a load in her pants. I swear, I've made better dresses for my Barbies out of old tube socks.
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Jessica Alba has made me want to hurl ever since I was told (by a man of course) that she was a great actress and actually saw her trying to act. No one ever won an Oscar for pouting about with a vacant expression flaunting their body at every opportunity. The only reason anyone (guys mostly) watch her is hoping she will finally show off the goods proper and they can move on to lusting after some other pathetic but good looking actress.
Alba has been looking bad lately. I don't know how anyone that young can look bad, but, she does. And you're right..she can't act for beans.
its called excercise. alba used to have a magnificent hiney, but lost it because she lost muscle tone. no, she cannot act. she should have been a model. no, wait, stop. models starve themselves, so we would be right back in the same position. she should have been nobody. like, nobody, living three doors down from me, with low self esteem and a penchant for men who resemble yosemite sam. dont hate her because she used to be beautiful. hate her because she cant act for shit and used to be beautiful. nuff sed.
Oh, poor me, I look fat....I'm 110 and 5'1'', I need to lose 10 pounds.....
GAG ME.
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