Tuesday, January 2, 2007

It's alive!

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Britney Spears is fine. Her collapse at Pure was nothing more than her falling asleep because he was tired, her reps say. Yep, when I fall asleep a large group of people carrying champagne glasses surround me and yell "No pictures!" Then someone calls an ambulance and it's all very mysterious, but, it's the only way I can get a little shut eye.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yet despite, there are no pictures of this supposed alcohol induced collapse, leading one to assume that it most likely never happened and she merely dozed off and decided to leave....how gullable can you be???

Dirty Disher said...

It's amazing, huu? They think we're all retarded.

Anonymous said...

I think they feel because of who they are, they can do anything they want. She might be alive, but she looks like she glued her eyelashes to the top of her eyes and can't close them, mabye too much partying is the only way she can keep them open.

Anonymous said...

its all for plausible deniability. noone has any proof due to no pictures being released, so any rumours can be quelled by calling them heresay or slander. or libel, if its written... the bitch got drunk, took too many pills, and blew a gasket. she needs some sleep, after all the partying she is doing. i wonder how much she pays in babysitter fees?