Monday, January 1, 2007

Lachey and Minnillo

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Nick and Vanessa smootch it up last night at the MTV New Years party. Someone blow those up and send copies to Jessica Simpson. I want to watch her wig out. She was probably watching it on TV and bawling, in her pink Hello Kitty jammies with Daddy Joe going "She's not as hot as you, baby." Then Joe would take his camera and go search for the hot sister and Jess would clutch her teddy bear and pour Sweet and Low packets straight into her mouth while Ken Paves brushes snot out of her wig. That's how I picture it and it makes me smile. BTW, Minnillo said "fuckin'' right on the air! Oh, that was funny.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

lmao, i hope she was using fuckin as a verb and lachey was the noun in the sentence while jessica watched and wept silently into her teddy bear while wearing her jackass tshirt with johnny knoxville's eyes blackened out.

Anonymous said...

They look cute together. I hope Nick gets it right this time, at least she doesn't look like a bimbo. And she says fuckin', that's a plus.

Dirty Disher said...

It was really funny, she caught herself and about died. But, she totally said it.

Anonymous said...

I hope Jessica sees these pics.

Anonymous said...

I love these pictures and if I knew how to reach Jessica I would personally airmail them to her.

crystal