Do you know what John Mayer gave Jessica Simpson for Christmas? A framed copy of Us Weekly cover that says ''Dumped: John ditches Jessica.'' Geeez, I'd rather have a smack in the head. What is wrong with him??? What is wrong with her for wanting him???
They did spend New Years together, but, she looks like she's really confused about that gift. What a jerk he is.
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She looks so mad, like she just caught him doing something, or like he didn't do it her way.
Daddy, daddy, (sits on daddy's lap) bawl waaa waaa my sob boyfriend sob dumped me sob, can you tell him to sob come back sob to me waaaaa bawl waaa
can you sob get me another sob boyfriend? waaaaaaaaa aaaa waaa
I wonder if she sucks her thumb and holds her blankie to sleep.
I'm sure of it and Joe watches her sleep thru a long lens with night vision.
well she thinks pouting will get her everywhere - she has admitted that and did that all the time on the Newlyweds (from what I read - never watched it but once and that was enough)
Not to worry Joe daddy pimp will come to her rescue. Not sure what she is doing, but she is looking more older and ragged ever picture.
heh, sounds to me like john was sending jess a message: quit your shit or this cover becomes reality. way to show the cock control, john. i have newfound respect for you. all this time i thought you were a pansy, and now we find out you're a pimp. props for cockwhipping one of the biggest slutty dumbassed blondes in the business. next, you will be dating pearass hilton i\or shitney rears. what a fucking upgrade.
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