Perez is dating Joan Rivers. When asked what a gay man with a large head would see in a foul mouthed 97 year old woman, Perez giggled and whispered something about a strap on and a harsh spanking.
oh my god, you kucking bitch. you DO realize that i just had a visual of their goddamn lovechild? it had two faces, one that was numb and beautiful, and the other was hideous and hid in the armpit, and it was a hermaphrodite with a gimp arm and two club feet. oh, oh, and it suffered from tourettes, but instead of screaming obscenities, it yelled out flamer queer gay catchphrases. i need a bath. UNCLEAN.
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How can he be interested in her.eeek.
Mini
just ewwww to the both
Uhhh, you DO know I just made that up..right?
The comments are better than the blogs somedays! HAHAHAH....
Dirtydisher, you are the mofuckin bomb!
LMAO! I look foreward to the comments so much..you guys are way funnier than I am.
I'm speechless. Ok gotta go poop now.
A good one, thanks dd!
you made that up? phew!
Kimmy
oh my god, you kucking bitch. you DO realize that i just had a visual of their goddamn lovechild? it had two faces, one that was numb and beautiful, and the other was hideous and hid in the armpit, and it was a hermaphrodite with a gimp arm and two club feet. oh, oh, and it suffered from tourettes, but instead of screaming obscenities, it yelled out flamer queer gay catchphrases. i need a bath. UNCLEAN.
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