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Britney spears picked up a new puppy for Sean P. yesterday, because clearly at age two, you're old enough to have a new dog, and we all know that kid better learn some real responsibility. Poontang can't carry the dinky dog and kid, so her manager carries the kid and the guy behind her carries the pink dog bed. All this family stuff was so tiring, she then dropped Sean P. off somewhere and went clubbing, ending the night at the Mondrian Hotel on Sunset Blvd. As soon as Sean P. learns to print, he's getting the checkbook and all the bills. He can already dial 911 and 1-800-PopStarOrphan.
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Yeah Poontangy deserves an award.
I was thinking instead of the Poon Rangers, call them the Poon Tang Clan!!!!! (get it? like Wutang Clan!)
What's wutang?
I don't know i think they were some rappers or something
Any pet store that sells her a puppy needs a swift kick! What the hell happened to the other two she had and wore like jewelry for a while? She can't even take care of her kids and herself!
It appears she is actually utterly incapable of dressing in normal clothing.
Her other dogs just vanished. No one knows what happened, but, her. She paid over 2 grand for that little fuzz ball there and his lifespan in the Spears house will be about 2 weeks tops. And no, she doesn't own any normal clothes. Nothing she owns ever fits. Nothing.
I just love the fluffy pink bed for the dog - that was the best thing in the picture
I gotta admit it's an adorable puppy....but for shit's sake...3 thousand dollars....for a puppy that you will use for this one photo op and then the poor thing will get lost under the never worn underwear in her closet never to be seen or heard from again!
Britney's one sick puppy.
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