Friday, January 5, 2007

The many MANY men of Blohan

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Before she went into the hospital (scroll down) Lindsay Blohan was rumored to be sleeping with this guy, Joe Francis. Joe is that scumbag who produces those pukeable "Girls Gone Wild" vids. Maybe it's the next step into porn for The Blow, seems reasonable to me.

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Poor Scott Storch, who was actually dating The Blow, but, seems to be the one man on Earth that she hasn't slept with, has been left out in the cold. He was so into her, he gave her a diamond necklace, earrings and a ring worth one million dollars in the hope that she'd have sex with him. Ohhhh, Scott, why all the expense? Just give her a line. It doesn't even have to be the good stash.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

well she can have both of them and I know she has lol.

Anonymous said...

Why would you blow a million on this dirty slag? I'd do him for much less and I think he's gross ;P but at least he wouldn't have to endure the waiting on the results from the clinic afterwards. With her you could just thread some aluminum foil on some package string and it would be shiny enough to pass in her perpetual haze of drugs booze and stupidity as diamonds.

Anonymous said...

well, men are all dumb, except for plague. and there's nothing we can do about it..

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO @ foil.