Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Money can't buy you boobs

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Well, it can, but not the good ones. Ivanka Trumps boobage seems to be uneven and all the pics showed it. It's like you wanna help her out by shoving the one back inside the gown. But, it wouldn't help, they're uneven. I can not figure out how someone as rich as Ivanka can get such a wank of a tit job. But, then again, I can't figure out how someone like her father, Donald, can have such bad hair. It's almost surreal. Did you know she's dating Topher Grace? Yeah, I kept meaning to mention that, but, I forgot until now. Topher was Eric Foreman (That 70's Show), in case you didn't know.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

She will eat Topher for a snack. I see what everyone means about the loppy boobage but unfortunately I've only seen the same photo (that one you have) and she's standing at an angle. Is it possible that it looks lopsided because she squeezed her rack into too tight of a dress and is standing sort of sideways? I am flat so I don't have these sorts of problems =)

Dirty Disher said...

I would have thought it just a bad pose, but, alot of her photos look like this. Yes, Topher will be nothing but a Trump snack. He needs to run.

Anonymous said...

Ah...you'd think she'd be able to tell. But I mean her whole face is sorta crooked so they were probably even before and she breathed fire on the plastic surgeon and was like "Fix them, they are crooked!" I have a mental image of that in my head now and I'm laughing at my own joke. Nerd.

Anonymous said...

I have noticed this too on a few shots of her. I can't remember the actual words when the press asked Donald about her boob job but it went something like - Good thing she is my daughter or something sickening like that.

OMG Donald's hair - seriously with all his money you would think he would and would WANT to do something about it.

Dirty Disher said...

I know. It looks like he has a mangy possum on his freekin' head.