Tuesday, January 16, 2007

New girl in town

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She's Hayden Panettiere, and we'd better get used to seeing her. I can't spell or remember that freekin' last name of hers, so from now on I'm calling her Hayden Pantyliner. She's everywhere. According to everyone in the world, Ms. Pantyliner is the new "IT" girl. Guys want her, old men drool over her, and women are waiting for her to experiment. Also according to those who know Pantyliner isn't a whore. But, she will be..just give her some time. She's young. She must develop a drinking problem, a drug dependancy, a broken relationship with a Hollywood loser, and THEN she can be the "IT" girl. At that point, she will crash and burn and show us all her shaved cooter. Should take about six months to a year, the way Hollwood uses up starletts. Pantyliner claims she never dated JR Rotem (Britneys two night stand) but, that Rotem tricked her into publicity pictures. Uhhh huu. That tells me she's a little liar. She MAY be the "IT" girl. Heh.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I remember her on some sitcom cant remember which one...and she was in a couple of movies when she was younger.

Anonymous said...

She played Lizzie Spaulding on Guiding Light when she was younger.

Anonymous said...

Chipmunk.

Anonymous said...

YEAHHHHH the soap show that my grandma watched...good eye!!!

Swamp

Anonymous said...

She's gorgeous.... and I hope she survives Hollywood....