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Hugh Hefner nix's the idea that Kelly Osbourne will ever appear in Playboy. Hef says...
But when asked if he'd give Kelly a centrefold by Britain's Closer magazine, Hugh replied: "I can't see it happening somehow - we don't airbrush to that extent."
Uhhh, yeah they do. They do it all the time. Hef's just a big old geriatric asshole. Now the old farts trying to have another baby with one of his playmation girl friends. Don't ask me why anyone wants a baby when they're 400 years old. Old fart probably shoots dust anyway.
And Kelly confesed she once flashed her own father, but, claims it was an accident.
"Kelly embarrassingly confessed to Britain's Closer magazine: "For the Beckhams' World Cup party I was wearing some Spanx underwear - huge pants that start at your knees and attach to your bra and have a slit for you to go to the loo."I thought I looked so funny in them I told my dad to have a look. I forgot my f***y was hanging out! I wanted to die. They also had a mirrored dance floor at the party - so I couldn't go near that."
Oh, Kelly, fer craps sake..just admit you and your whole family are freaks. Hef's still the grossest though. Also don't ask me what a f***y is. I don't know. Maybe it's some Brit thing.
6 comments:
Fanny? old fashioned Brit thing for poon. In America it means arse right? Very funny to us here when someone says Fanny pack.
What's with the photo of Daddy copping a feel? Do you have any pics of her and Jessica Simpson coming out of the same support group ewwww
Anyone would think that Heffner invented tits or something - although he is old enough maybe he gave God a nudge ;p I don't find him quite as revolting as the pea brained skanks that hang out with him tho.
I think Kelly looks alot better than the fake-n-bakes that are all over Hef. Yeah, I'm sure they are there because they love him! What the fuck ever! Nasty.
Well isn't Hugh the Supreme God lol. I think even ex playboy bunnies have said that the pictures are airbrushed they are fixed up. He truly is so sleazy.
What can you say about the Osborne - I think you either love them or hate them or don't have any opinion
Fanny in the UK, OZ and every other English speaking country is slang for vagina. They find the term fanny-pack very funny or offensive. Depends on the individual's age.
Heff is not as gross as the playboy prostitutes that agree to have sex with him. Those broads are the ones with the problem, they are the ones who accept his ways. He just offers, they take it and get paid for it under his terms, they refuse and they get nothing. That's how it works.
Oh! Fanny...of course. TY
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