Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Not guilty by reason of dumbness

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ParAss Hilton examines the dent in her new Bentley. She's had the car less than a week and so far has left the lights on, ran out of gas, and dented it. She pleaded not guilty to DUI in court today and you and I both know she's just going to pay a fine and be done with it all. Yeah, I see it..how can you not? If I had tits like that I'd never wear a bra either. I'll take my pair herpes free though.

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And here she gives herself bunny ears or devil horns or whatever the frick that lame joke is supposed to be. Aren't you supposed to do this to OTHER people when the camera clicks? And isn't there some law that says it ceases to be amusing after the age of seven?

Note the short black nails..told ya.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

uhh duhh dent in ma cahr looks pretty...i bettah put sum lipgloss while i look at duh shiny surface...uuuuhhhmmmm shiny oh look it shiny...ohh i have a nipple oohhh!!!! uummm i wunder were my ex-bff poontangy is......

Dirty Disher said...

LOL.....you always make me laugh, even when I'm disgusted.

Anonymous said...

uhhuhh mmmm that's hot...ma nipple is hot...uuuhhmmm the dent is hott too

Anonymous said...

she has ugly tits...and that's not hot.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was ugly too, kind of deplated...

Anonymous said...

oops, I meant deFlated...

Anonymous said...

Got to say, I think her nipple is ugly too, but then I was never much of a big pointy thingy, not that I like tits in general, but you know when your changing in the pool changing rooms you take a peak around lol.

I like the black top but she did ruin the pic with that stupid devil thing.

Dirty Disher said...

I think she has great tits. I'd love to have small perky ones like her.

Dirty Disher said...

Did you ever see her when she had implants? It was awful. The only smart thing she ever did in life, was to take them out.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or does she ALWAYS photograph from that side of her face? Like that side the nostril isn't as effed up and parrot beaked as the other side. Man it must be a BLAST to be utterly delusional!

Anonymous said...

So thats why they're a bit loose, from the implants stretching her out!

Anonymous said...

UGLY TITS. U-G-L-Y, SHE AINT GOT NO ALIBI, THEY UGLY!! THEY UGLY!UGLY NASTY SKANK TITTIES!!!

Anonymous said...

Paris wants plague to put his pecker on her skanky titties.

Anonymous said...

no.