Monday, January 8, 2007

Not hot

There's Orlando Bloom peeing on some rocks near the ocean and Orlando Bloom honking boogers into the ocean. Man, I might be ugly, but, I'd still say no to him if he asked me to go swimming. He's about as hot as a used tampon.

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And here's another one I'd rather be set on fire than be seen with. Matthew McConaughey is ALWAYS half naked, humping sand, or shaking off greasy sweat. He reeks. Now he's brushing his teeth outside at the back of his SUV. I'm surprised. I didn't think he ever brushed his teeth.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm..... I think is cute when a guy tries to be bad. When a hollywhore tries to be bad, is just nasty. But hey, that's what double standards are made for!!!!!!!...LOL

Anonymous said...

Crap...I thought those were tiny jellyfish floating by while I was swimming...

Anonymous said...

Matthew. You hairy hairy Sasquatch of a man.

Anonymous said...

what beach is orlando bloom at? i think i recognize those rocks. it looks like piha in NZ. he got out of the water to pee? pussy. im surprised he didnt look for a kleenex to blow his little nose. you guys are gettin kinda catty. do you approve of anyone?

Anonymous said...

Catty? On a celeb blog - well I never!! <:O It does warn dirt dished with no apologies so I sugguest not holding your breath.

Orlando IS taking a pee and giving his nose a thorough spring clean in full public view. I couldn't care less who was doing it - behaviours like that are hardly worthy of being met with a pat on the head and a smile.

Poor baby just needs the love of a good woman to sort him out. I'll leave you all to fight over Matthew ;)

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Dirty Disher said...

Don't call me catty...I'm a 100% raving BITCH. YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Anonymous said...

gawd i love double standards!!!!

Anonymous said...

never ever for 1 second liked or thought Mathew was hot - shirt on or off.

crystal

Dirty Disher said...

He's always fug. Always.

Barb said...

Matthew looks OK. But, I heard that he hasn't used deodorant in 20 years. Now, smelling that would turn me off of anyone. Don't matter what you look like if getting within smelling distance is a turnoff!