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Paula Abdul wants you to know she's not a drunk. She told Entertainment Weekly that she was never drunk on American Idol.
“Last year, when no one understood what I was saying, and even though I’ve never been drunk in my life, I’m accused of filling my Coca-Cola cup with alcohol. Yeah, that was really fun for me,” she said. "
Umm, I never called her a drunk, I just thought she was having a stroke. I missed the whole Paula Abdul thing..I don't remember one single thing she ever did before that show. Sooo, I went and listened to her "hits" on You Tube. Now, I still don't remember any of them, but, I know for sure, she sucked donkey balls. Here's a great film of her on QVC, being nuts. Seems like every celeb makes it to QVC sooner or later. Video HERE. (Spliced for maximum insanity.)
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Well done Paula - you've just shot down the only interesting thing about yourself. Now whenever Idols on instead of giggling about how damn drunk you are we'll have to go back to counting the wrinkles in your neck.
LMAO! I can't count that high.
1wrinkle...2wrinkle...3wrinkle...4wrinkle....5wrinkle.....6wrinkle....POON!!!!!!! ok hand me that shot now....nah, just get me the whole bottle I can't count no more.
Try counting the idol hopefuls she's slept with instead.
At least she ENJOYS being the judge. I think Simon needs to take that practice into consideration, he's too grumpy, he needs to get laid.
Did she do that "Are you really gonna love me forever? Oh, oh oh..." song or was that Gloria Estefan? I always got those two mixed up...
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