Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Poontang at sea

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Poontangy had a little boat party with her new man yesterday. I'm in a charitable mood, so I'll just say she looks normal (for once.) She looks like an average mother of two, having fun, except she forgot where the hell the kids are and that's probably her Herpes medicine.

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Everyone's saying her new man, Isaac Cohen, looks exactly like Kevin Federline. I don't see it. He doesn't look anything like Kevin to me. But, what difference does it make? That boy will be gone tomarrow unless she cuts him a check. Just like JR Rotem, how long did that romance last? A week? This one will be over quicker than the quickie she had in a club bathroom with Brandon Davis. Only this time, she might smell better.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

See now, Joel would be hot if he looked more like this guy!

Dirty Disher said...

Just remember, Brit likes 'em broke and stupid.

Anonymous said...

Broke, stupid and with nine inches or more of sluttyness.

I'm confused...sometimes britneys boobs look like bazoongas and here in this pic they look like they shrank....

Anonymous said...

new man already?? hell she doesnt waste time does she.

Kimmy

Anonymous said...

I think maybe the body looks a bit like Kevin, but not the smile that is for sure - Kevin does have a gorgeous smile.

What is it with jeans hanging down and boxer shorts showing. It drives me crazy. lol.

Seems like there is never anymore pictures hardly of her and her kids - well except the odd one of Jayden under wraps - which I am sure she is doing that on purpose

Anonymous said...

I think he looks hotter than Federline but he also give me this "total jackass" vibe. Like he's really cocky. Which really makes me wonder why he's with that overstuffed pillow. Britney still looks like a poison bug to me. Those glasses are ridiculous. Then again, what *would* go well with a hospital-wall-colored bikini?

Dirty Disher said...

LOL @ overstuffed pillow.

Maggie said...

I love your nickname for her...poontangy..its perfect.