Jessica Simpson told Glamour mag she can't go grocery shopping anymore.
"Two weeks ago, I was at Whole Foods and probably about 100 photographers were outside waiting for me. "The manager gave me his card and said, 'Jessica, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't come in during store hours. Give me a call and I'll open up early or you can come in after we close. But this is very distracting for all my customers."I looked at him kind of shocked. Then I was just mad, not at him but at the situation. I couldn't even live my normal life anymore."
Oh, shut up Jess. Why does she even open her mouth? It's like a blizzard of dumbness. On driving the blonde genius says..
"Seriously, it does get dangerous. I don't think I could deal with it, if something happened to somebody else because of my being chased by all these assholes running red lights."
Now they're assholes? Clearly these statements really mean "I'm not getting enough attention. Take my picture!!"
The queen of dumbness has taken to wearing a rooster pendant and claims it's the only cock in her life now. Won't John Mayer give it up? With each interview she becomes more pathetic, and I didn't think that was possible. Jessica, just give up and pose naked for your dad. We all know it's coming.
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You know I always think she can't get worse and then I read more.
Last I read too is she was starting to look really good again - well I totally disagree lol.
Yeah, I hate it when the twats want to be rich and famous at all costs, then complain about the paparazzi. Besides, I've seen her at the grocery store..she mugs for the cameras, dances in the produce aisle, throws her leg over the cart handle..anything to get attention. Then cries about it. She's so retarded.
Retarded is the perfect word to describe her. "lala goo goo la la I'm jessica simpson and I' retarded because my daddy joe played doctor with me and inyected me with his penis-cillin la la goo goo lala"
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