Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Rachel Zoe needs me

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Rachel Zoe without me.

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Rachel Zoe after me. Rachel Zoe needs to friggin' hire ME to retouch her dumb old ass before everything goes South in public. RACHEL! I know you're a high paid stylist with a hole in your nose and a baggie in your Prada, but for only $59.95, I'm a bargain. Dammit..I can't even make $59.95 on this friggin' site.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You make her look really great. :D

Dirty Disher said...

TY..I wish the bitch would pay me. I cost way less than a good line.

Anonymous said...

Oh, don't be ridiculous, dear. People value only what they pay for... ;)

Anonymous said...

you have miss your calling Pat - that was an amazing job you did.

Anonymous said...

What can you do for Britney in the picture below this story?!? :)

Anonymous said...

You actually made her look beautiful!!!!! Great job, Pat!

Dirty Disher said...

Britney?! LMAO! I could take her completely out of the photo and paste in someone normal maybe. Geeez.