Britney Spears loves her body and wants it imortalized like Kate Winslet in The Titanic. She's shopping for an "artist." There ya go Brit, that'll be $59.50 (my standard charge for retarded whores.) Now, let's all look for a life boat and leave her behind to lip sinc with the band.
3 comments:
OMG that pic of her face is hilarious, looks like she's constipated!
She better polish that checkbook. If I have to see her choochie again I better get paid BIG $$$$$$$. plus triple my weight in gold, and a lifetime of sessions with the shrink...I know I'll be traumatized for life.
withlove, does constipated mean just full of it?
elisa, I think I am traumatized. I can't even eat tacos anymore.
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