Siennas lame confession

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Sienna Miller has started telling us what we always knew. I can't print all of it, because it's gawd awful boring but, here's the gist...

"Everything just happened in the wrong order. I did my first proper film where I met Jude and we got together, and then the whole celebrity thing happened before I had any films out. And before now I've only had three films out - and they haven't been very successful - so there's nothing to overshadow the celebrity side of things. Hopefully with all the films I've made this year it'll take the focus off what I'm wearing or my relationship."

So, basically she's telling us she got famous for screwing Jude Law and wearing crappy clothes. We knew that. Good she's admitting it. I don't know why, but, I like the little train wreck that is Sienna Miller. I cracked up when she called Pittsburg, shittsburg, and then profusely apologised meaning not one word of it. I laughed at reports of her being turned away from a bar and yelling at the bouncer "I'm a famous movie star!" When we all knew she wasn't. Who knows why I like her? Sometimes I think she really is Edie Sedgwick. I wish she'd come here where I live. It'd be a real challenge for her to find an obscene rhyme for this place. Shit hole would work, but, it doesn't rhyme.