i betcha that its that cheap ass paper thats pressed so hard and so thin that its like wiping with wax paper, you just smear the shit all over the crack of your ass, but none sticks to the paper. we know shit dont stick to pearass, she turned an unknown porn tape illicitly released onto the internet into instant stardom. anna nicole may be upscale pussy for sale, but pearass is an uber whore.
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omg that is just friggin hillarious. What planet is she really on? lol
crystal
I would gladly give her a shit-face. But then I'll wash my crack thoroughly, and desinfect it.
Maybe that's not a very good idea, I might get an STD. I'll stick with kleenex cottonelle.
i betcha that its that cheap ass paper thats pressed so hard and so thin that its like wiping with wax paper, you just smear the shit all over the crack of your ass, but none sticks to the paper. we know shit dont stick to pearass, she turned an unknown porn tape illicitly released onto the internet into instant stardom. anna nicole may be upscale pussy for sale, but pearass is an uber whore.
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